Author Topic: Kellys on the market again.  (Read 35108 times)

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2014, 07:26:32 PM »
Look here your Excellency, before you dare raise your voice might I suggest you first raise your standards?  If you fail to fathom that which I am trying to teach you, how then can you claim by example to be able to teach others? 

As for Miss Booty, I am far from a caucasional knight but in this instance will not suffer needless and unwarranted belittling of her.  I have no cat in this fight but  unless you wish to be made a pussy in front of all here I highly suggest you grow up.   Yes there are times when she, as much as any of us including both you and I, deserves to be taunted but this is not one of those times.

I will never meet either of you but that does not prevent me from wanting to like the both of you.  I have chastised her myself, both in public and private as I am certain she can attest to if she so desires.    Again, save it for when it is merited.

Be well.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2014, 07:27:52 PM »
Maybe Booty has replaced Shawn Ray with Skorp?


Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2014, 07:29:20 PM »
Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.
Lol
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2014, 07:34:07 PM »
Skorp has a long time girlfriend. I am his friend. Unless something changes and then I am sure we will hide it from you all.

Okay.....credit where credit is due.....that's pretty funny.    ;D

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2014, 07:35:46 PM »
Okay.....credit where credit is due.....that's pretty funny.    ;D
To give credit is to believe the humor was intentional.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #80 on: September 27, 2014, 07:39:48 PM »
To give credit is to believe the humor was intentional.
It was intentional but there is truth to it also.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #81 on: September 27, 2014, 07:55:33 PM »
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.
She looks like she can put it down...Greco-Roman style.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #82 on: September 27, 2014, 07:57:32 PM »
Deaf ears

Yeah, I know.  I rarely listen to myself you know.  ;D  Of late, far too boorish.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #83 on: September 27, 2014, 08:04:25 PM »
She looks like she can put it down...Greco-Roman style.

I'd give it a tussle......

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #84 on: September 27, 2014, 08:26:20 PM »
Fat and disgusting.  You people have no standards.  Girlfriends and wives must be obese.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #85 on: September 27, 2014, 09:22:55 PM »
serious question: do you guys really think Kelly is fat, or is this the usual Getbig tomfoolery?  Because all I see is boobs and babe.

I would eat her corn.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #86 on: September 27, 2014, 09:25:53 PM »

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #87 on: September 28, 2014, 01:30:23 AM »
Of course you were referring to me. You seem to have a prob with Skorp and I being friends. You have dropped reference to it several times in threads now. I say that you are jealous because a female is giving Skorp attention.
I dont he understands or knows what female attention is, you are confusing him now.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #88 on: September 28, 2014, 01:38:42 AM »
I dont he understands or knows what female attention is, you are confusing him now.
You are right Jeff. But he knows somehow he is missing something... Like female conversation and flirting. He has never seen a woman's pussy in real life either but knows that it's something he would like to experience oneday.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #89 on: September 28, 2014, 07:24:26 AM »
Sure I just seen her on a telly advert for those fat bitch size 14 - 130 clothing lines....

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #91 on: September 28, 2014, 10:23:39 AM »
Just wait a month after shes been comfort eating to get over the break up

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #92 on: September 28, 2014, 12:25:10 PM »
Just wait a month after shes been comfort eating to get over the break up

Nah, no need to wait, she is perfectly fine as is!

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2014, 01:58:49 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2771356/I-love-respect-wish-best-Kelly-Brook-breaks-engagement-David-McIntosh.html


I think its just dawned on him that shes about to fucking explode.


She honestly looks exactly like my ex (ALL of her features).  :(

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #94 on: September 28, 2014, 02:17:13 PM »
Nah, no need to wait, she is perfectly fine as is!

Perfectly fine for a one-way trip to the other whales in the ocean.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2014, 08:34:55 PM »
word got out

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #97 on: September 28, 2014, 10:12:10 PM »
This one claims "Athletic" body type on POF.

Suburban fatties, always with the sportswear.  They can't do the high-elbow walk around the block without their special fitness costume.  If I had a nickle for every urge to drive over them.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #98 on: September 28, 2014, 11:22:59 PM »
Shizzo desperately trying to stay afloat/relevent in this thread.

Kelly brooks is an obese land manatee with a salvage title.


Would have very gentle and loving anal sex to her.

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Re: Kellys on the market again.
« Reply #99 on: September 29, 2014, 01:33:00 AM »
There was an interview with her guy a few weeks back where he talks about how no other guy would try it on with her cos hes got such deadly ffighting skills and theres not a man he couldn't break!