Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?

[The True Adonis]

he may have a shitty physique.....but his bank account aint too shabby.

If we were comparing bank accounts, I would just put a picture up of Bill Gates. Beckham can`t hold a candle to him.

[keanu]

No he can`t.  He is married and would have a lot to lose.  I do not think its as easy as it seems for people like him. 

Your wife would fuck him right in front of you while you are pulling your bowl cut hair out.

[Kwon_2]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think he is highly deluded and believes his own hype.  He wouldn`t be posing with his shirt off if he didn`t think he had a good physique.  Nobody has told him otherwise and he has no clue.

With his money and business-sense, it doesn't really matter.

He doesn't even care.  Even if someone told him it wouldn't matter.

If people want to pay him for standing up wearing a tanktop, all the better in his mind.
He doesn't even need to take sterons or train hard. The audience just love it and eat it up anyways.

Not many worries in that mans head i assume.
He is set for life, just like Gill Bates of Sicromoft.

[The True Adonis]

Your wife would fuck him right in front of you while you are pulling your bowl cut hair out.

Uh, no.  She came in here when I was looking at this thread and said "No idea what the big draw here is". 

You know, the only thing worse than Beckham is his wife.

[Kwon_2]

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[Lustral]

His own hype? Women love him the world over. Who is deluded?

He is good enough looking but most whores like his money and lifestyle more than anything. He is rich, famous and converses with royalty.

[Kwon_2]

He is good enough looking but most whores like his money and lifestyle more than anything. He is rich, famous and converses with royalty.

Well, if they love the total package, why change it with taking Sterons and slaving in the gym looking like Jari "The Bull" Mentula?

He might lose alot of female fans but instead gain a bunch of fans he don't want, Bears, BayBGMs, Juruths, Goodrums etc

[The True Adonis]

I`m surprised nobody has made the argument that Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.

[bears]

Uh, no.  She came in here when I was looking at this thread and said "No idea what the big draw here is". 

You know, the only thing worse than Beckham is his wife.

yeah if that's not anorexia/bulimia then what is?

[Kwon_2]

Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.

[The True Adonis]

Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.

Could be the case.  Interesting observation nonetheless.

[K1RB]

If it has not been said already...
This guy can buy and sell everyone on Getbig, probably 100 times over if he had to-
In addition, he has fame and hair-
Can pull quality ass the world over-

He is truly living the dream ( except maybe being married )

For a goof, ask a colleague who Ronnie Coleman is, or Phil Heath, or any pro bodybuilder except Arnold or perhaps Lou...
The following day, ask if they know David Beckham...

 

[The True Adonis]

If it has not been said already...
This guy can buy and sell everyone on Getbig, probably 100 times over if he had to-
In addition, he has fame and hair-
Can pull quality ass the world over-

He is truly living the dream ( except maybe being married )

For a goof, ask a colleague who Ronnie Coleman is, or Phil Heath, or any pro bodybuilder except Arnold or perhaps Lou...
The following day, ask if they know David Beckham...

 

Whats that got to do with his shitty physique?

Also, he is not going to cheat on weirdo Victoria.  He would lose a whole lot so finding women is out for him for now.

I could ask people who James K. Polk was, you probably don`t know and most might not, but he was way more important than Beckham will ever be so name recognition means nothing.

[Lustral]

I`m surprised nobody has made the argument that Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.

No. Just no. Fuck off with conspiracy theories. He was part of a generation of young footballers to come through from the youth academy at manchester united - the class of 92. In his debut season he scored a goal from the halfway line that people still talk about. So good looking young guy in best team in england (and soon world). Very marketable. Then he marries a spice girl, biggest girl band in world. He wins loads with team she has loads of number ones worldwide.

It is a marketing wet dream. Like roger federer marrying maria sharapova and both lapping up the publicity. He is obviously skinny as he ran 10km per match. He wore dickhead clothes because his wife turned to fashion when spice girls went out of fashion. Simple as that. No conspiracy dipshit theories needed.

[The True Adonis]

No. Just no. Fuck off with conspiracy theories. He was part of a generation of young footballers to come through from the youth academy at manchester united - the class of 92. In his debut season he scored a goal from the halfway line that people still talk about. So good looking young guy in best team in england (and soon world). Very marketable. Then he marries a spice girl, biggest girl band in world. He wins loads with team she has loads of number ones worldwide.

It is a marketing wet dream. Like roger federer marrying maria sharapova and both lapping up the publicity. He is obviously skinny as he ran 10km per match. He wore dickhead clothes because his wife turned to fashion when spice girls went out of fashion. Simple as that. No conspiracy dipshit theories needed.

Sounds unimpressive to me.  Typical reality TV shit right there. 

[K1RB]

Whats that got to do with his shitty physique?

Also, he is not going to cheat on weirdo Victoria.  He would lose a whole lot so finding women is out for him for now.

I could ask people who James K. Polk was, you probably don`t know and most might not, but he was way more important than Beckham will ever be so name recognition means nothing.

I guess what I'm trying to say is who gives a flying fuck about his sub par physique??? He has what most non delusional people would want if they could make wishes come true-

[Lustral]

Sounds unimpressive to me.  Typical reality TV shit right there. 

Exactly. What advertisers love.

I remember everytime he got a shitty new haircut there would be a news story where they went to a barber and all these dickheads were copying haircut.

By the way someone said he is intelligent. He isn't. He did however surround himself with good advisors and pr and kept his image well. Think how justin bieber's handlers must be tearing their hair out at times. Beckham is the perfect company man.

[The True Adonis]

Exactly. What advertisers love.

I remember everytime he got a shitty new haircut there would be a news story where they went to a barber and all these dickheads were copying haircut.

By the way someone said he is intelligent. He isn't. He did however surround himself with good advisors and pr and kept his image well. Think how justin bieber's handlers must be tearing their hair out at times. Beckham is the perfect company man.

Just what I figured.  Victoria certainly is a dumbass.

[bigbadwolfe]

Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!

[The True Adonis]

Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!

Everyone knows its men we want to see.

[bigbadwolfe]

Apparently on this thread! Some one post a pic of his wife when she was hot, like Spice girl days!

[flex933]

Wow....is that his wife....too skinny. Body of a Ten yr. Old

[bigbadwolfe]

Wow....is that his wife....too skinny. Body of a Ten yr. Old

She was smoking hot back in the day when she was a Spice Girl, now an anorexic sick looking bitch!

[trapz101]

Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!

welcome to the thunderdome,main motto is 'men in thong or go home'

[Primemuscle]

Seems like some of you have lost track of what an average fit man's physique looks like. He will probably outlive many dudes with PED bulked up physiques.