I don't suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here? Well. My predecessor hired a bodybuilder named Johnny Falcon. Now this Falcon seemed like a completely normal individual. But at some point during the winter he must have suffered some kind of complete mental breakdown. He ran amok. Grounded the plumbing. Undertook electrical work without a licence. In the end he put on about 100lbs. It's what the old timers used to call Permabulking. Anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate why I wanted to tell you.
Ah, I certainly can, and eh... I also understand why your people at the gym left it for you to tell me. Well, you can rest assured Mr. Tapeworm, that's not going to happen with me, and as far as my schmoes are concerned, I am sure they'll be absolutely fascinated when I tell them about it. They're confirmed plumbing and electrical addicts.
