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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2014, 08:35:13 PM »
turns out this has been studied too

http://hij.sagepub.com/content/14/2/212.abstract

conservatives and liberals like Colbert in equal proportion

the difference is the conservatives think he really means what he says. :D
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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2014, 08:36:50 PM »
Sounds like you're jumping to conclusions.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2014, 09:51:02 PM »
Colbert the public figure is in fact ideologically ambiguous which is the power of this type of satire

you can read into it whatever bias you have... which is why he gets invited to MC events with Bush and has Republicans clamoring to be on his show

I've concluded Archer is a Hebrew Leftist (read the study to understand why)

was hoping to discuss this HOAX phenomenon any takers??

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2014, 10:34:49 PM »
Colbert the public figure is in fact ideologically ambiguous which is the power of this type of satire

you can read into it whatever bias you have... which is why he gets invited to MC events with Bush and has Republicans clamoring to be on his show

I've concluded Archer is a Hebrew Leftist (read the study to understand why)

was hoping to discuss this HOAX phenomenon any takers??


I`m with you on this, but did you ever change your mind about Thugman Brown, particularly because it has come out that he was shot at point blank range while grabbing for the policemans gun in the car, after he assaulted the officer.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2014, 10:37:20 PM »
Exactly. Even better wording than I was going to say. LOL. Linking to NASA-  TA my dad was a section at JPL in the DSN for 20 years.. I majored my first year in physics at UCI. Step it up a bit. ;)
Sorry is all I can say.  :D

Gave me a reason (albeit wrong due to overlooking "not") to post that wonderful NASA link.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2014, 11:20:47 PM »
I`m with you on this, but did you ever change your mind about Thugman Brown, particularly because it has come out that he was shot at point blank range while grabbing for the policemans gun in the car, after he assaulted the officer.

haha we reviewed all these claims.  those fellows are peckerwoods in st.louis.
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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2014, 11:35:06 PM »
haha we reviewed all these claims.  those fellows are peckerwoods in st.louis.
Don`t be a fucking moron.  Why not go with the facts instead of skin color.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2014, 11:41:08 PM »
no new information just the same false claims

much more interested in the new data on the climate change hoax!
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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2014, 11:51:00 PM »
Dr. Mark W. Hendrickson says the climate change hoaxer alarmists are...

criminals working to perpetuate a global holocaust!!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhendrickson/2012/09/16/climate-change-hoax-or-crime-of-the-century/

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2014, 04:41:53 AM »
havent detected any ideology or leftism. from wikipedia:

Although, by his own account, he was not particularly political before joining the cast of The Daily Show, Colbert has described himself as a Democrat according to a 2004 interview.[118][119] In an interview at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard Institute of Politics, he stated that he has "no problems with Republicans, just Republican policies."[120] Colbert is a practicing Roman Catholic and a Sunday school teacher.[20][121][122][123]

is this what passes for left leaning? :-\

He has a problem with Republican policies in total.  He makes no distinction on what Republican policies but dislikes them all.  He identified as a Democrat.  You've proven my point.
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« Reply #60 on: November 11, 2014, 04:55:04 AM »
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #61 on: November 11, 2014, 05:20:40 AM »
turns out this has been studied too

http://hij.sagepub.com/content/14/2/212.abstract

conservatives and liberals like Colbert in equal proportion

the difference is the conservatives think he really means what he says. :D


Some people dont understand satire one bit, its actually amazing

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #62 on: November 11, 2014, 05:25:55 AM »
"It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO"

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2014, 06:03:13 AM »
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.

Why do you nutcases think anyone wants you to live in a cave in the darkness? where is this prescribed? who is saying such non-sense?

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2014, 06:19:29 AM »
Why do you nutcases think anyone wants you to live in a cave in the darkness? where is this prescribed? who is saying such non-sense?

You should really think before you step off this cliff.  Ooops!  Too late, you made your personal leap of lame faith.

Do not pretend to not understand my words.  Allow me to paint a metaphorical portrait for you.  You do understand what a metaphor is, do you not?  Of course you do!

I don't make you wear the same shoes as I do nor do I require that you wear shoes at all.   Chicken Little.  Thirsty for more? 

Be well.

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2014, 06:30:07 AM »
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.
You: Ignorant
Colbert: Unfunny


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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2014, 06:52:22 AM »
You: Ignorant
Colbert: Unfunny



You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2014, 06:53:17 AM »
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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2014, 06:54:07 AM »
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 



He also flings poop both literally and figuratively
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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2014, 06:56:45 AM »

He also flings poop both literally and figuratively

True and as with all chimps, when it comes right back at him he eats it with pleasure.  ;D

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #70 on: November 11, 2014, 08:39:22 AM »
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 


Please don't post racist remarks on the G&O. 

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #71 on: November 11, 2014, 08:52:52 AM »
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above.  

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet.  

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #72 on: November 11, 2014, 09:03:16 AM »
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Are you this much a simpleton in the real world?  If so, you are a lonely man.  I don't pity such as you and you need not concern yourself with attempting to make lite of my insight into your imitation of life.  Your thoughts are like chaff, ill suited to anything save fodder for those animals the likes of which Orwell describes as thinking themselves "more equal" than others.

I need not belittle nor expose you for the infant you are so much as your own pitiable diatribes make you out to be.

Feel free to fall back upon either your own personal Sword of Damocles or the Getbig loser's standard of "meltdown".   ;D

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #73 on: November 11, 2014, 09:11:25 AM »

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Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
« Reply #74 on: November 11, 2014, 11:22:34 AM »
Where's AlGore when you need him.


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