It got pretty bad....time to go back to the anals of Getbig history (yes homo)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=222854.0
Ladies and gentlemen, OMR, 2008
"Rules of Goodrum Combat:
As a Homosexual, Goodrum knows of no pain too devastating when being inflicted by the hands of another man.
As a Homosexual, like that of the Incredible Hulk, every deafening, explosive blow from Grundy will only serve but to fuel Vincent's energy and will, in turn, make him eager for more pain.
As a Homosexual, just having the pleasure of spending minutes to hours on in with a hot, sweaty European will only fuel Goodrum's hard, diamond-cutting, tooth-chipping, stone chiseling erections..
As a homosexual, Vincent will be able to predict your every move by having an instinctual 7th sense that is only available to fellow homosexuals.
As a Homosexual, Vincent knows that no matter who the winner is, he will always be the true winner, because while you might be the man whose hand is raised up high at the end of the match, Vincent knows very well that through every grueling double-nelson that he places you in, there will only be one appendage on Vincent's body that will be raised that much higher..
As a Homosexual, Vincent knows better and realizes that the only reason another man would pay so much money to have another man escorted from a foreign country and practically delivered to another man's door is not to take part in some childish spectacle, but moreover to indulge in some of the filthiest, sexual practices known to man.
...Goodrum is the clear winner here, you guys are just too straightblind to realize,"
