I thought "Dutch Oven" was a colloquial term for when you fart in bed and hold your spouse's head under the sheets.
Isn't that considered spousal abuse?
naw bruh
Lol.. I like how considerate u folks are... Hotel... 2 kings.. we don't sleep in the same bed much since the kid took my spot. More like booty call style when action happens. Big house... "meet me by the ice machine" style... works for us.