You resort to middle school humor, while I merely point out the facts of your shitty life:
-Drug addiction
-No college degree
-Divorce
-Criminal record
-Poor relationship with family
-Exposes daughter to nutcases on internet
Can you say "LOSER"?
Jeffy, i got you for Getbig's Secret Santa....It's no secret you love sitting on dildos, so I did a little research and I came up with two I think you might like and you can pick.
The ASSHAMMER 1400 packs a mean punch, 14 ingratiating inches of rubber love. features a heavy duty suction cup that won't come loose under the most vociferous pounding ....and a limited edition chrome tip.
THE WRECKTUM STRETCHER11X
8!!!! inches of sphincter punishing power for those who have extreme anal needs, strap on and suction cup models available. along with high tensile lube.
I narrowed it down to these two, let me know ok dude ?