Twice in the last month I was out with friends and got some absolute dogshit, super bitch bartenders. It felt really odd to have to purposely leave a shitty tip.
It was at this moment that I truly understood what it was like to be an African American.
Makes no sense. Tipping is specifically for good service, no? Why leave even a cent for someone being deliberately shitty? I paid for my food - the extra is not guaranteed, you entitled bitch/dick. (Never done this at a bar, mind you. No tip, you ain't getting another.)
Honestly, I've stiffed probably less than five my whole life. I overtip even if they're merely decent. It's these lazy, purposefully absent, never check on you for anything fucks I won't reward. Nothing, prick, get the message.