Little bastard demolishes macho bodybuilder!

[visualizeperfection]

Imbecile. Just because you're a tiny tit doesn't mean everyone is small fry like you.

You make me laugh, "Blowing Peen".

[Bernie King]

By what mental process, did you determine that I'm slow, and can't counter kicks, thrown my way? And, you're a "veteran street fighter?" LOL! You're delusional. How are you able to be on the street? They only let you out of the institution with an attendant.

You're speaking to a Vet (I did eight years in the Armed Forces), sonny boy. Now here's some golden advice. Don't try kicking unless your opponent's distracted, oblivious or down. Simple as that. I'm telling you this because I don't particularly enjoy watching rookies, even obnoxious ones like you, being butchered like headless chickens on the street.

[Bernie King]

You make me laugh, "Blowing Peen".

I enjoy eating little pussies like you for lunch. Although you're small fry you're certainly no Bob Taylor.

[visualizeperfection]

I enjoy eating little pussies like you for lunch. Although you're small fry you're certainly no Bob Taylor.

You must be one of the strongest/toughest men in your trailer park.

[Big Chiro Flex]

He does "air soft".

 

He's really into "laser tag"

[visualizeperfection]

He's really into "laser tag"

this is him.

[Big Chiro Flex]

this is him.

Love his accessories, makes him look very brave. 

[Bernie King]

You must be one of the strongest/toughest men in your trailer park.

Yes. After all your mother is intimately acquainted with my 'broadsword'.

[ritch]

Lovin' the replies here...
I remember laser tag as well, ha! Had me a set....

[Bernie King]

He's really into "laser tag"

Small men like you could certainly benefit from listening to Bobbie Taylor.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Small men like you could certainly benefit from listening to Bobbie Taylor.

When I stand in the front entrance of my local gym and do a front lat spread, other gym patrons have a VERY tough time squeezing past me because of my width, so I guess we could say the joke is on you, "Bringme Peen".

[visualizeperfection]

Yes. After all my father is intimately acquainted with my 'rectum'.

fixed.

[Bernie King]

When I stand in the front entrance of my local gym and do a front lat spread, other gym patrons have a VERY tough time squeezing past me because of my width, so I guess we could say the joke is on you, "Bringme Peen".

What are you, one fiddy soaking wet?

[Bernie King]

fixed.

Throwing a tantrum, are we? Wipe away your tears and change your soiled nappies before I slap your silly little pinhead right off.

[visualizeperfection]

Throwing a tantrum, are we? Wipe away your tears and change your soiled nappies before I slap your silly little pinhead right off.

Man, I oughta come over there and punch you right in the suckhole.

[disco_stu]

Too slow. If you give me your leg I'm going to take it and break it. That's what happens in the real world, son.

^this.

and yes..been in many. so many in fact that the judge who let me off the last time gave me 3 years probation and a final warning that id be locked up if there was a next time..(that i got caught that is)

kicks are pretty useless..slow, easy to catch, lots of effort to do.

by far the best approach is hands straight for the nose, or a weapon.

and sheer ferocity.

[Erik C]

^this.

and yes..been in many. so many in fact that the judge who let me off the last time gave me 3 years probation and a final warning that id be locked up if there was a next time..(that i got caught that is)

kicks are pretty useless..slow, easy to catch, lots of effort to do.

by far the best approach is hands straight for the nose, or a weapon.

and sheer ferocity.

So you can't throw a kick worth a shit. Glad you could man up to your incompetence.

[syntaxmachine]

Lol @ the tiny tits in this thread at each others necks.

It's the fuckin itty bitty titty committee up in here.

[syntaxmachine]

You're speaking to a Vet (I did eight years in the Armed Forces), sonny boy.

Shut your cock pleaser, "sonny": there isn't anything particularly impressive about being in the military, seeing as millions have done it, the baseline physical standards are a joke, and many of the jobs incur no higher risk of death/injury than your average civilian job.

[Bernie King]

Man, I oughta come over there and punch you right in the suckhole.

Juicy little coonts like you don't punch except with cum sprays.

[Bernie King]

Shut your cock pleaser, "sonny": there isn't anything particularly impressive about being in the military, seeing as millions have done it, the baseline physical standards are a joke, and many of the jobs incur no higher risk of death/injury than your average civilian job.

It's mighty impressive when the military teaches one how to wipe the floor with little dingleberries like you, you amazing moron. So then you admit there are millions that have more balls than you, syntaxvagina.

[Bernie King]

So you can't throw a kick worth a shit. Glad you could man up to your incompetence.

Nope. Unless your kick is aimed at a blind dude or one of your classmates in 'Special Ed'.

[Erik C]

Nope. Unless your kick is aimed at a blind dude or one of your classmates in 'Special Ed'.

You don't know shit about Martial Arts.

[Bernie King]

You don't know shit about Martial Arts.

By all means, son, go ahead and kick like a rabbit when you get into your first fight. Your panic when you are grabbed and tossed like a salad will be priceless.

[Erik C]

By all means, son, go ahead and kick like a rabbit when you get into your first fight. Your panic when you are grabbed and tossed like a salad will be priceless.

Your imaginary fighting experience doesn't impress me.