Author Topic: heidi klums ass for all you photoshopped model lover sheep (Read 16605 times)

The Ugly · « **Reply #50 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:09:55 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on December 30, 2014, 10:02:10 PM

I'd rather fck a corn stalk.

Both hotter, right?

tom joad · « **Reply #51 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:25:58 PM »

no tits, no ass, no traps, no life.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #52 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:43:12 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on December 30, 2014, 09:54:45 PM

would you let this "supermodel" sit on your face?

I'd rather post in "The Lounge" than have sex with this saggy mudshark.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #53 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:44:21 PM »

I would rather share needles with tbombz than have sex with her.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #54 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:53:08 PM »

Wouldn't fuck her with Knoogers dick and Wes pushing.

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:08:03 PM »

The mudsharking ruined her. It does tend to do that to a woman.

Costanza · « **Reply #56 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:35:54 AM »

The problem here is she's hanging onto being skinny. Women can get away with it when they're in their early/mid 20s, but by the time they hit their 30s the collagen is starting to deplete in their skin. With a bit of extra fat (lipids) it 'plumps' up that sagging skin and fills it out. Give her a few cheeseburgers, fatten her up a few pounds and it'll make a huge difference.

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:49:47 AM »

Did she ever even have an ass to begin with?

Skylge · « **Reply #58 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:07:51 AM »

Quote from: tom joad on December 30, 2014, 10:25:58 PM

no tits, no ass, no traps, no life.

Great life thanks to her looks and het 70 million usd bank accounts:

www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/model/heidi-klum-net-worth/

SuperTed · « **Reply #59 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:23:36 AM »

Like many supermodels, she's always been overrated.

But yeah, that ass is atrocious.

Army of One · « **Reply #60 on:** December 31, 2014, 08:13:37 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on December 31, 2014, 12:35:54 AM

The problem here is she's hanging onto being skinny. Women can get away with it when they're in their early/mid 20s, but by the time they hit their 30s the collagen is starting to deplete in their skin. With a bit of extra fat (lipids) it 'plumps' up that sagging skin and fills it out. Give her a few cheeseburgers, fatten her up a few pounds and it'll make a huge difference.

Doesn't fat atrophy closer to the skin too with age? Although you can obviously get fatter too while this happens

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #61 on:** December 31, 2014, 08:15:43 AM »

Quote from: Skylge on December 31, 2014, 02:07:51 AM

Great life thanks to her looks and het 70 million usd bank accounts:

www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/model/heidi-klum-net-worth/

That would put her way behind Giselle!

Army of One · « **Reply #62 on:** November 01, 2015, 02:18:34 PM »

With prosthetics to become Jessica Rabbit on Halloween

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #63 on:** November 01, 2015, 02:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on December 30, 2014, 09:26:26 AM

^^
WHY in the hell do guys go for supermodels?? They do NOT have great bodies, they can just "rock" certain fashions!!!!

AD2100 · « **Reply #64 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:20:12 PM »

Brother SEAL smashed all the fat & muscle out of that booty. When he finished - the job was DONE! LOL

Tall, white and and in her mid forties? Sadly, the booty will never be what it once was unless she goes for implants.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #65 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:46:32 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 30, 2014, 10:13:01 AM

She once talked about needing at least 10 inches. And when she seen Seal in tights, she knew she was going to marry him. Apparently he's hung like a horse. Looks like this Mudsharks ass has been blown da fukc out.

classic

Marty Champions · « **Reply #66 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:54:10 PM »

If she didnt sleep and bitch all day just standing and cleaning her house would give her some ass atleast

Doesnt matter im so horney id give her a great fucking anyway

Anna Recksiek · « **Reply #67 on:** November 01, 2015, 05:52:44 PM »

Hank hill ass

muscularny · « **Reply #68 on:** November 01, 2015, 05:57:58 PM »

the pwoer of the media, they can build or tear down anyone

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #69 on:** November 01, 2015, 09:41:07 PM »

I'm immune to disappointment, that flat ass is making me hard.

trapz101 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 02, 2015, 12:01:36 AM »

Quote from: wes on December 30, 2014, 09:41:59 AM

lol even the pancake is more fluffier than her ass

Simple Simon · « **Reply #71 on:** November 02, 2015, 12:24:49 AM »

maybe her ass is flat through sitting on 70million dollars.

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #72 on:** November 02, 2015, 02:39:58 AM »

She held on but unless she gets her ass to the gym (heh heh) and does squats or serious leg work it's not getting better. She's still on the eat nothing and regurgitate it diet.

irishdave · « **Reply #73 on:** November 02, 2015, 03:11:33 AM »

Wasn't she with a negro? Damaged goods

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #74 on:** November 02, 2015, 04:21:44 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on December 30, 2014, 09:05:31 AM

3 kids and she's getting older. Nothing lasts forever bro.

Squats & protein are invented to neutralize this lame excuse

Author Topic: heidi klums ass for all you photoshopped model lover sheep (Read 16605 times)

Simple Simon