Author Topic: I've decided what I want to do with my life after timely consideration (Read 25780 times)

Antonio fella · « **Reply #75 on:** January 25, 2015, 08:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Natural Man on January 25, 2015, 03:51:56 PM

milton has way better odds to become a nursing assistant than a registered nurse tho. That's what most immigrants with no education do. 99.9% females too.

Raw no pulling out from the right 2 and 4.

Wiggs congrats, be happy...

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #76 on:** January 25, 2015, 09:04:22 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on January 25, 2015, 10:18:30 AM

Excellent choice. Huge potential. A field that will offer work almost anywhere you decide to live.

Planet Nibiru would be good choice

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #77 on:** January 25, 2015, 09:09:00 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 25, 2015, 03:50:10 PM

Registered nurses don't do that. Certified nursing assistants (CNA) do that.

Certified nursing assistant: Your primary duties will consist of cleaning, bathing and helping patients with toilet duties.

BOW · « **Reply #78 on:** January 25, 2015, 10:41:06 PM »

I'm an actual working RN from one of the best places to work in the country as RN. back in my first year fresh out of school I easily made 100k. If I'd work 4 days a week Icould gross around 160-170k. Yes the work can be hard and demanding but you gotta parlay it into something great for yourself in the end. There's many ways of making great money as a nurse with having excellent benefits at the same time. You mentioned how you like the fact of how much time off of work you can get. well what you dount know is that if you play your cards right you can easily get more time off with using little to no pto at all if you work your schedule the right way. As a matter in fact I'm typing this post right now in Puerto Rico (which has incredible women everywhere you go! ) on my vacation for a week and all I needed to use was only one pto day. But if you have any questions just hit me up.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #79 on:** January 25, 2015, 11:28:54 PM »

Quote from: Natural Man on January 25, 2015, 03:51:56 PM

milton has way better odds to become a nursing assistant than a registered nurse tho. That's what most immigrants with no education do. 99.9% females too.

That dude just realized his people got outbred.

Thick Nick · « **Reply #80 on:** January 26, 2015, 01:28:37 AM »

Welcome to Ebola. You know they are gonna send the large black male nurse in first who thinks he got his job for his brains and not affirmative action.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #81 on:** January 26, 2015, 01:48:20 AM »

Good for you...I hate working closely with the public....interacting, touching, smelling their body fluids.

Some people are cut out for it, some are not, good for you. It's a respectable career and certainly rewarding.

Red Hook · « **Reply #82 on:** January 26, 2015, 03:32:31 AM »

Quote from: Thick Nick on January 26, 2015, 01:28:37 AM

Welcome to Ebola. You know they are gonna send the large black male nurse in first who thinks he got his job for his brains and not affirmative action.

^^^^^ this

lol

Howard · « **Reply #83 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:54:05 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 25, 2015, 10:31:08 AM

Thank you all. Lotta work to be done and I'm excited for the first time in a long time a career.

Great career choice pick.

It won't be easy but in a few short, busy years, you will have your RN and a stable decent career.
Of course going for a pro card could be a viable plan...? Not much down turn in the g4p market LOL.

All the best Wiggs. Please keep us posted on your progress with this path.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #84 on:** January 26, 2015, 06:03:07 AM »

Goodrum will have a 100-Inch big screen tv before WNiggs ever even finishes the lowest level of Nurse's Assistant.

Bravado, bullshit, and adipose tissue.

Natural Man · « **Reply #85 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:54:48 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 26, 2015, 06:03:07 AM

Goodrum will have a 100-Inch big screen tv before WNiggs ever even finishes the lowest level of Nurse's Assistant.

Bravado, bullshit, and adipose tissue.

rofl.

Howard · « **Reply #86 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 26, 2015, 06:03:07 AM

Goodrum will have a 100-Inch big screen tv before WNiggs ever even finishes the lowest level of Nurse's Assistant.

Bravado, bullshit, and adipose tissue.

LOL

Yeah but what are the Vegas odds that Wiggs finishes his RN before my next divorce?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #87 on:** January 26, 2015, 08:03:33 AM »

Would love to have Wiggs give me a sponge bath

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #88 on:** January 26, 2015, 04:30:09 PM »

failed career attempt #....?

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #89 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:45:18 PM »

Quote from: Howard on January 26, 2015, 07:58:21 AM

LOL

Yeah but what are the Vegas odds that Wiggs finishes his RN before my next divorce?

Howard I wish you would have filmed your wedding ceremony on a scenic railroad track in Burbank

tommywishbone · « **Reply #90 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:49:37 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 26, 2015, 08:03:33 AM

Would love to have Wiggs give me a sponge bath

Shoot the video. Post the video. No homo. Well, perhaps a wee bit of homo.

The Scott · « **Reply #91 on:** January 26, 2015, 05:56:17 PM »

Sad that one of the Nebrew Nine (a rogue group of ASSteroids) will more than likely take out the earth before Wiggs can finish his schooling.

The real question is which of the Nine will it be? I'm betting on...Nah. I will for his Hebrewness to show us the light.

Doubtless the great seer of seers, that prognosticator of prognosticators, Sir Wiggs, will reveal all. Hopefully Blackules will be rebirfed and save us all. Or some such sheet.

In reality, best of luck Wiggs.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #92 on:** January 26, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »

Would be great to be Wiggs' patient.

SaintAnger · « **Reply #93 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:18:59 PM »

Nucca, those science courses are going to EAT. YOU. ALIVE.

You are probably experiencing a manic episode. For your sake, lets hope you come back to reality before you enroll.

Good Luck, Wiggs. I think you are getting in over your head here. I don't know too many nurses that came from menial/labor type jobs...

Wiggs · « **Reply #94 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:23:53 PM »

Quote from: SaintAnger on January 26, 2015, 07:18:59 PM

Nucca, those science courses are going to EAT. YOU. ALIVE.

You are probably experiencing a manic episode. For your sake, lets hope you come back to reality before you enroll.

Good Luck, Wiggs. I think you are getting in over your head here. I don't know too many nurses that came from menial/labor type jobs...

I was HR before security. I have a B.A. in Management and A.A. in H.R. School isn't new to me. I'll be alright. Thanks though.

Vince B · « **Reply #95 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:40:19 PM »

Nursing and walking long hours on hard surfaces takes its toll on those who are heavy.

You will discover that science is accepted but not religion in nursing studies.

Don't mention Nibiru to anyone!

As long as you get to own a large flat panel TV you are successful.

calfzilla · « **Reply #96 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 26, 2015, 07:23:53 PM

I was HR before security. I have a B.A. in Management and A.A. in H.R. School isn't new to me. I'll be alright. Thanks though.

Why not go back into HR Milton?

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #97 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:48:40 PM »

WNigs has two chances of becoming an RN:

Slim and none.

Nursing school takes intelligence, hard work, discipline, and persistence. Fat lazy WNigs will never make it.

Wiggs · « **Reply #98 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:50:11 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on January 26, 2015, 07:43:26 PM

Why not go back into HR Milton?

Got tired of doing it so much I'd rather do security.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #99 on:** January 26, 2015, 07:55:11 PM »

Fat. Black. Potsmoker. Thinks he is a jew. Wants to be a male nurse.

I really see this working out as a sitcom on the NBC network.