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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2015, 05:37:47 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on January 28, 2015, 06:15:17 PM
Loch Tess Monster.

Imagine hooking her and then trying to reel her in.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2015, 07:02:34 AM »
Would walk with her on a crowded beach holding hands and without sunglasses so everyone can recognize me.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2015, 07:13:33 AM »
Quote from: falco on January 30, 2015, 07:02:34 AM
Would walk with her on a crowded beach holding hands and without sunglasses so everyone can recognize me.

I assume there is a pie eating contest being held at the beach on that day?
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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2015, 07:51:04 AM »
Quote from: Carlton G. Long on January 29, 2015, 03:00:10 AM
probably does all the freaky stuff normal girls would never do

you could probably even give her a cleveland steamer



I'm almost afraid to ask that that is? ;D
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2015, 07:52:14 AM »
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2015, 08:25:37 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 02:59:23 PM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc

ass?  She eats everything.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2015, 08:29:37 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 08:25:37 AM
ass?  She eats everything.

pretty gay to want your ass eaten. Guess it helps loosen him up for the strap on to come!
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2015, 08:37:33 AM »
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2015, 08:40:45 AM »
Quote from: ritch on January 30, 2015, 08:29:37 AM
pretty gay to want your ass eaten. Guess it helps loosen him up for the strap on to come!

It was a fat joke, ritch.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2015, 09:01:54 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 08:40:45 AM
It was a fat joke, ritch.

Like I didn't know, lol!!!

So defensive on my gay remark, how is this?
LOL!!!

Will flat out admit I've had my ass eaten before and it was awesome! Not sure I can allow that sober and was on "G" not that it's an excuse, but much more open to that kind of stuff, lol..
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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2015, 09:41:28 AM »
Quote from: ritch on January 30, 2015, 09:01:54 AM
Like I didn't know, lol!!!

So defensive on my gay remark, how is this?
LOL!!!

Will flat out admit I've had my ass eaten before and it was awesome! Not sure I can allow that sober and was on "G" not that it's an excuse, but much more open to that kind of stuff, lol..

I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).

I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.

Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:

FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what  caused the plane to crash ?

Pilot - I was drunk.

FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2015, 09:51:32 AM »
Quote from: Howard on January 30, 2015, 09:41:28 AM
I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).

I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.

Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:

FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what  caused the plane to crash ?

Pilot - I was drunk.

FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.

HOLD up now.... So the thought of someone sliding their tongue down your shitter comes natural to you?
Sorry man...
Not for this guy.

Guess some of us are more "naturals" then others....

A lot of this has to do with perception and your whole life stuff like that is seen as "gay" takes time to change the way we see stuff...
And... At least I man'ed up and admited it.

So having said that, lick my ass sucker!!! ha!
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #87 on: January 31, 2015, 06:37:12 AM »
Quote from: Vince B on January 27, 2015, 06:02:30 AM
Most muscleheads are so judgemental when it comes to female figures.

Good for Tess to get a modelling contract.

http://instagram.com/tessholliday/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo

R-NC-NPO
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #88 on: January 31, 2015, 06:43:35 AM »
Quote from: bigmikecox on January 31, 2015, 06:37:12 AM
R-NC-NPO

What an undemanding fellow you must truly be, sir.   ;)
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #89 on: January 31, 2015, 06:46:14 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on January 31, 2015, 06:43:35 AM
What an undemanding fellow you must truly be, sir.   ;)

BMC is an altruistic man..
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The Scott

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #90 on: January 31, 2015, 06:51:08 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 31, 2015, 06:46:14 AM
BMC is an altruistic man..

Ah yes...Brining pseudo self-esteem to untold millions of fat, butt-dumpling women on a daily basis!   The Buddha of Butts?   Go into the light, indeed.
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2015, 07:10:31 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on January 31, 2015, 06:51:08 AM
Ah yes...Brining pseudo self-esteem to untold millions of fat, butt-dumpling women on a daily basis!   The Buddha of Butts?   Go into the light, indeed.

Glad my oatmeal is still in the kitchen ;D
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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2015, 07:14:35 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 02:59:23 PM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc


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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2015, 10:06:52 AM »
What the hell is a cleveland steamer?
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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
Quote from: ritch on January 30, 2015, 09:51:32 AM
HOLD up now.... So the thought of someone sliding their tongue down your shitter comes natural to you?
Sorry man...
Not for this guy.

Guess some of us are more "naturals" then others....

A lot of this has to do with perception and your whole life stuff like that is seen as "gay" takes time to change the way we see stuff...
And... At least I man'ed up and admited it.

So having said that, lick my ass sucker!!! ha!

Having one's tongue lodged up a plump ladies fart locker is all that matters.
Being drunk or wasted doesn't reduce the long term damage done to your taste buds.
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ritch

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2015, 02:33:29 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM
Having one's tongue lodged up a plump ladies fart locker is all that matters.
Being drunk or wasted doesn't reduce the long term damage done to your taste buds.

Just can't do that sober man. I swear alcohol have opened up more asses for first time sex than anything else, lol!
It gives you that "I don't give a fuck attitude, will slide my tongue down here even though normally, I never would."
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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2015, 02:36:44 PM »
Quote from: ritch on January 31, 2015, 02:33:29 PM
Just can't do that sober man. I swear alcohol have opened up more asses for first time sex than anything else, lol!
It gives you that "I don't give a fuck attitude, will slide my tongue down here even though normally, I never would."

If drinking can cause a dude to slide his tongue up a shithole, then I'm  happy staying sober. ;)
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ritch

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #97 on: January 31, 2015, 02:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 31, 2015, 02:36:44 PM
If drinking can cause a dude to slide his tongue up a shithole, then I'm  happy staying sober. ;)

True. but a few drinks will change that mindset quickly, lol!
I don't drink man, just saying how I felt on "g" willing to have my corn hole licked would not happen otherwise, lol!

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #98 on: January 31, 2015, 03:59:12 PM »
Quote from: falco on January 31, 2015, 10:06:52 AM
What the hell is a cleveland steamer?


Haha!  I didn't know either.  Looked it up.

Taking a dumpy on someone's chest and then sitting on the dookie and rolling back & forth "like a steam roller"

  :D No thank you.
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Howard

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Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
« Reply #99 on: January 31, 2015, 06:17:45 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on January 31, 2015, 03:59:12 PM

Haha!  I didn't know either.  Looked it up.

Taking a dumpy on someone's chest and then sitting on the dookie and rolling back & forth "like a steam roller"

  :D No thank you.

That's some nasty stuff.  :-[
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