Author Topic: Have you ever slept with a celebrity (Read 12499 times)

Bam-bam · « **Reply #50 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:25:42 PM »

Quote from: che on January 28, 2015, 06:32:47 PM

Closest I've ever been to fucking a celebrity was in 1998-1999 , Prince and Chi Chi la Rue .

no need to be this humble, I'm pretty sure those two guys you fucked can be considered a celebrities of some sort.

chaos · « **Reply #51 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:25:44 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on January 28, 2015, 08:24:18 PM

i hit on iris parker.

Pete Nice · « **Reply #52 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:29:30 PM »

I dated and slept with Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical back in 2011. She was very needy and not the coolest chick to hang out with, but was actually kind of freaky in bed and was a good time. We met through an acquaintance, and it was easier and much more natural than I would have ever thought.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #53 on:** January 28, 2015, 08:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 28, 2015, 06:45:41 PM

Acquaintance of mine had a threesome with Woody Allen and Roseanne Barr.

There's no better time on Earth.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #54 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:12:13 PM »

Bristol Palin. No that's not my kid either.

Ron Harrigan · « **Reply #55 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:20:54 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 06:03:46 PM

I slept with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch in the 80s. You can read about it on the internet.

Is that why you weigh as much as MJ did?

Go 4 It · « **Reply #56 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:44:32 PM »

I hooked up with a girl who slept with Justin Timberlake

Dave D · « **Reply #57 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:46:08 PM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 28, 2015, 08:13:34 PM

I was in LA staying at a really nice hotel about 30 years ago. My buddy says, "Do you know what all the commotion is about? Cher is staying in the penthouse!" We were there for 4 days and no sightings. Paparazzi were all over the street with their cameras.

One early morning I was going for my run and who do I see stretching? There she is in shorts and tank top. I asked her how far she was going. She actually asks me if I want to run with her. Realize at the time I was a ripped 185lbs at 5'8". I vainly say I'm a good looking guy. She was really friendly and she seemed to be flirting with me. I told her the penthouse must be incredible. She actually said she would show it to me.

At 8P I give my name to the security at the hotel and I am escorted to the elevator that takes a key to work. I'm going to see Cher and check out the penthouse! Two goons are standing outside the door. They ask for my name. Looking at their clip board they then open the door pointing to the full kitchen. There she is with a glass of wine. We start drinking and one thing leads to another. There isn't a inch of her I didn't kiss or touch. I was young and full of cum. I came three times. I couldn't believe the celeb I saw on tv was naked in bed with me.

The next day she calls my room saying she wanted to say goodbye. She said she has a man and that she shouldn't have done what she did. She said she was leaving right now. I rushed to the lobby hoping to see her. The elevator opens and there she is. Dressed like a movie star with two goons. Suddenly there was a rush of photographers and chaos was going on. Her goons made way for her but she came to me. One of the photographers yells, "That's not Cher that's the fake double. Cher is leaving out the back." With that the whole mob runs out to the back of the hotel.

Yes, I fucked the paparazzi fake out Cher. The real Cher I never met.

Absolutely fantastic!

Thanks for sharing this, legitimate lol by me. Couldn't you tell it wasn't her by her voice though?

*Life lesson: if you weren't a manlet 185lb twink maybe you could have spent time with the real Cher. 220 would have sealed the deal.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #58 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Ron Harrigan on January 28, 2015, 09:20:54 PM

Is that why you weigh as much as MJ did?

Must hurt your feelings to know that I slept with the King of Pop.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #59 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:23:22 PM »

My buddies now wife cheated on him with paul gastol or whatever that dudes name is from the Lakers.

He married her. Doof

Bevo · « **Reply #60 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:39:44 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on January 28, 2015, 09:44:32 PM

I hooked up with a girl who slept with Justin Timberlake

Im sure u mean u hooked up with a guy that slept with Justin Timberlake

Bevo · « **Reply #61 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:40:35 PM »

So much BS in this thread haha gotta love getbig

trapz101 · « **Reply #62 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:41:55 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 28, 2015, 05:43:31 PM

Never slept with a celebrity, but I have stayed at hotels during times when Eddie Murphy, Liam Neeson and Andy Garcia have been guests there as well.

No... I didn't bother to say hello to any of them, but I did stare at Liam Neeson's crotch while at poolside. I've heard rumors about that Getbigger.

"1"

i take it as no homo?

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #63 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:43:48 AM »

Quote from: trapz101 on January 29, 2015, 12:41:55 AM

i take it as no homo?

No. OMR is out and proud, friend.

Julio Ceasar · « **Reply #64 on:** January 29, 2015, 01:06:47 AM »

Once had Yassir Arafat in my bed.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #65 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:18:19 AM »

I made out with Shannon Elizabeth in 2000. She was in SF and met her at Ruby Sky.

WoogsRaven · « **Reply #66 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:42:22 AM »

Fucked porn star Sunrise Adams 12 years ago in Miami. Met her at club Bed right before I was heading to Club Space for after hours. She was with Savanna Samson and a two other couples. She was there for the Winter Music Conference, like I was. Very nice and down to earth but a fucking hellion in the bedroom. Thank god I had Viagra with me because I was so blitzed out of my mind from all the ecstasy and special K. Went back to her hotel room on Ocean Drive around 7am. She insisted that we showered first which I thought was funny. Then fucked for over 2 hours. Afterwards she straight up kicked me out so she could get some sleep before heading to the beach to meet up with some friends. I walked 8 blocks back to my hotel with a big smirk on my face. Never caught up with her again after that.

She could suck a golfball through a garden hose

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #67 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:45:07 AM »

Quote from: WoogsRaven on January 29, 2015, 07:42:22 AM

Fucked porn star Sunrise Adams 12 years ago in Miami. Met her at club Bed right before I was heading to Club Space for after hours. She was with Savanna Samson and a two other couples. She was there for the Winter Music Conference, like I was. Very nice and down to earth but a fucking hellion in the bedroom. Thank god I had Viagra with me because I was so blitzed out of my mind from all the ecstasy and special K. Went back to her hotel room on Ocean Drive around 7am. She insisted that we showered first which I thought was funny. Then fucked for over 2 hours. Afterwards she straight up kicked me out so she could get some sleep before heading to the beach to meet up with some friends. I walked 8 blocks back to my hotel with a big smirk on my face. Never caught up with her again after that.

She could suck a golfball through a garden hose

Ha ha. ..."that was fun, get the fuck out" gotta love it.

WoogsRaven · « **Reply #68 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 07:45:07 AM

Ha ha. ..."that was fun, get the fuck out" gotta love it.

Yep...pretty much how it went down. A pretty good memory added to my rolodex of filth

andreisdaman · « **Reply #69 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:54:15 AM »

My best friend was banging a girl who was also seeing Mike Tyson.....when he would go to her house he would see a pair of his autographed boxing gloves hanging in the livingroom.....she told him "Mike still visits me occasionally"....so he was always a little nervous going to see her...one day as hes making out on the couch with her, there is a loud pounding on the apartment door.....my friend panics and asks the girl "is that Mike"?..the girl looks visibly afraid and says "I don't know"...as she goes to the door to see who it is, my friend is so fucking scared, he loses control of his bowels right there and shits himself!!!...

it wasn't him.

galain · « **Reply #70 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:54:53 AM »

Not me. My best friend got turned into Steffi Graf's sex toy for 12 weeks in 1992 - he showed me the photos and one of her sports bras.

Broke him physically and emotionally - he was never the same after that.

andreisdaman · « **Reply #71 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:56:05 AM »

Quote from: galain on January 29, 2015, 07:54:53 AM

Not me. My best friend got turned into Steffi Graf's sex toy for 12 weeks in 1992 - he showed me the photos and one of her sports bras.

Broke him physically and emotionally - he was never the same after that.

why???..did he fall in love with her???...and why physically???...was she too much for him in bed???

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #72 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:04:31 AM »

yes, Vince Basile (No H-Mo)...

The Ugly · « **Reply #73 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:05:16 AM »

Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.

ritch · « **Reply #74 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:39:46 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on January 29, 2015, 08:05:16 AM

Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.

LOL! Pedo joke done with class, well done!!!