Would love to see the transcript of that 3-day long negotiation... 
Flinestone: So, you, like, how do you think this shit can stop?
ISIS: What?
Flinestone: Man, yo, you guys gotta get the girls. I be dating 9-10's all day. Know what Im sayin'?
ISIS: The west offends us.
Flinestones: yo, man, like, totally I get that. But you should see the the ladies at da club. My girl dumped me, so now I be getting her back by going on her facebook page.
ISIS: Oh, for fucks sake, we will just sign the peace treatise, so we don't have to talk with you any more.