Author Topic: Is maturbating gay? (Read 6269 times)

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2015, 01:43:05 PM »

this thread has potential.

mdef48 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2015, 01:45:06 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 11:50:11 AM

whos the greatest masturbator on getbig?

Bigmc is the biggest wanker on here.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2015, 01:59:53 PM »

Jerkin it is not gay.

Self blowjobs would be gay.

BigRo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:01:08 PM »

how do you measure his wankdar? I remember him saying he wanked himself furiously unconscious before sleep at night

Knooger · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:16:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on March 20, 2015, 01:59:53 PM

Self blowjobs would be gay.

Absolutely agree with this. Any cock in your mouth is instant confirmation of brutal homosexuality.

mdef48 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on March 20, 2015, 02:16:03 PM

Absolutely agree with this. Any cock in your mouth is instant confirmation of brutal homosexuality.

What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.

LittleJ · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:47:06 PM »

Eating vagina isn't healthy.

Nails · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:48:29 PM »

As long as you bust your load on a Yellow Rag and call her Pam Anderson you will be fine

Knooger · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2015, 02:50:50 PM »

Quote from: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 02:18:50 PM

What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.

Only eat pussy before sticking the cock in. If you eat pussy after cumming in it you should kill yourself now.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:04:38 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on March 20, 2015, 02:50:50 PM

Only eat pussy before sticking the cock in. If you eat pussy after cumming in it you should kill yourself now.

What if you shoot a load into the air, and try to catch it in your mouth for extra points?

BigRo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:24:35 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on March 20, 2015, 03:04:38 PM

What if you shoot a load into the air, and try to catch it in your mouth for extra points?

you dont need to tell us the highlights of your sexual life mate...

Rudee · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:27:43 PM »

It's only gay if you rotate your wrist the other way to make it appear as though it's another mans hand jerking you off.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:28:15 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:24:35 PM

you dont need to tell us the highlights of your sexual life mate...

When did the word mate come to describe a buddy or friendship?

A mate is considered a sexual partner by most of the world.

BigRo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:36:22 PM »

people say it all the time over here and even more in Auzzie Land aint that right Booty me luv...

King Shizzo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:42:18 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:36:22 PM

people say it all the time over here and even more in Auzzie Land aint that right Booty me luv...

I know, but I am wondering when the dual meaning of the word came into existence.

BigRo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »

not sure, its definitely overused these days

King Shizzo · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:46:51 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

not sure, its definitely overused these days

If an American (without a foreign accent) pointed to a guy and said "This is my mate" people over here would assume they are gay lovers.

TheShape. · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2015, 03:51:10 PM »

Fuck off with the large colored print Junior you prick.

mdef48 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2015, 04:23:41 PM »

Quote from: TheShape. on March 20, 2015, 03:51:10 PM

Fuck off with the large colored print Junior you prick.

Yes sir! You got it.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2015, 09:59:46 PM »

Only if your other hand is up your ass.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #45 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:22:23 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2015, 07:22:30 AM

The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off. Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

Never thought about it. Tomorrow morning when I am busting a nut, I'll have to remember to think of this.

forillagorilla · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:27:09 PM »

Quote from: chadstallion on March 20, 2015, 10:26:27 AM

if it bothers you to jack yourself I'll be glad to lend a hand.

Are you a sissy? Serious question - I don't know which of you are the fags.. Not at all judging - just wondering..

Primemuscle · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:33:16 PM »

Quote from: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 10:37:13 AM

You make an excellent point I didn't think of before.

I have concluded it is most certainly gay.

I shall be masturbating with gloves on from now on.

If you wear a rubber and gloves too, you'd be doubly safe.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on March 20, 2015, 01:59:53 PM

Jerkin it is not gay.

Self blowjobs would be gay.

I'll never know. You'd have to be double jointed to accomplish this or spend years doing yoga. Never tried yoga and my joints are shit, being as how I am an old man. But if I could, I'd probably give myself a stroke since my technique would be unparalleled.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2015, 11:43:45 PM »

Quote from: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 02:18:50 PM

What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.

Calm down.