Author Topic: Looks can be so decieving! (Read 2350 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM »

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

muscularny · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:45:58 AM »

what were you hoping to see him play with once you were in his house?

SuperTed · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Bet you were hoping he'd play with your cock instead.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:56:18 AM »

I assumed there d be like rugby and MMA stuff everywhere maybe guns and army memoribilla not the Hornby fucking Mallard.

wikkedonez · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:58:55 AM »

That's probably in his hidden bunker
where he's going to tie you up next time.

wikkedonez · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:00:21 AM »

"Supplements" huh?...

Waller · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:01:35 AM »

Maybe you can have a sleepover to play.

Nails · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:15:28 AM »

Darren Avey · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:29:46 AM »

Quote from: wikkedonez on March 27, 2015, 11:00:21 AM

"Supplements" huh?...

Tennisballz · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:33:12 AM »

What will you say when he asks you over to run a train on you?

el numero uno · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:35:11 AM »

_aj_ · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:38:37 AM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 27, 2015, 11:35:11 AM

GOD DAMN YOU. I was just googling this! You have to be fast around here.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Could you fit in the engine and ride around?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:52:52 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 27, 2015, 11:47:23 AM

Could you fit in the engine and ride around?

Not in 00 scale, maybe 0.

Nails · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:55:39 AM »

Thick Nick · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:56:00 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

So "toy trains" are code words for ball gags and giant, black strap ons these days? Did you "play" with his toy trains too? How did that go?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:13:11 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on March 27, 2015, 11:35:11 AM

Ah yes. One of the classics.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 11:52:52 AM

Not in 00 scale, maybe 0.

Azzaro · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:26:37 PM »

Quote from: wikkedonez on March 27, 2015, 10:58:55 AM

That's probably in his hidden bunker
where he's going to tie you up next time.

Hehe

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:29:12 PM »

I just saw this gorgeous brand New Ferrari 458 convertible and this skeezy looking fat ass with a big beard get in and drive away. If you saw him standing with his hand out you'd probably feel sorry and give him a dollar. Go figure.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:37:58 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

so you were disappointed because what?

?/ WHY>>>>>> you expected what?

?? only gay if you want it to be....

LittleJ · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:52:53 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM

So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Tell Chaos I said hello.