I was talking to a girl at work, and she says "for an older guy, you're a serious beefcake....do you have any tattoos? I really like tattoos.
So being me...i say "so just like "tattoos" doesn't matter if I have a bugs bunny sleeve, if I'm inked, i'm good?"
she says "yeah, they're hot, you have huge arms.....you should totally get one."
I had to stop talking to her