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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2015, 03:36:03 PM »
Quote from: ritch on March 31, 2015, 03:27:04 PM
LOL!

To not get raped, just gotta not wash, wouldn't that work? Take a shit and barely wipe, even. Who's gonna, ah fuck ,too disgusting to even describe it, gonna end this here...

I'm pretty sure these fucks don't care if you have shit piled up for weeks.  Best thing to happen is that you go to Supermax where you are essentially in your cell 100% of the time.
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King Shizzo

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2015, 03:36:57 PM »
Quote from: che on March 31, 2015, 03:28:13 PM
What's up with the make up.
It was leftover rouge from a Vh1 "behind the music" episode I filmed.

I played Christina Aguilera's fat years.

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2015, 03:38:17 PM »
Quote from: che on March 31, 2015, 03:12:04 PM
Pfft , American prisons are a 4 star hotel compared to Latin American prisons.
I laugh at Latin America holmes!   :D
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2015, 03:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 03:09:53 PM
I think I would do just fine.



Dude, is that really you?  ???
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King Shizzo

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2015, 03:38:47 PM »
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2015, 04:07:02 PM »
I was in Rahway Prison and looking at the showers I noticed something unusual. There were two girls showering. Big tits and feminine hair. Then when I looked below I saw their big swongs.  Apparently if you still have a cock back in 1982 you went to a man jail. They were very popular. 
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2015, 04:09:53 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 31, 2015, 03:36:03 PM
I'm pretty sure these fucks don't care if you have shit piled up for weeks.  Best thing to happen is that you go to Supermax where you are essentially in your cell 100% of the time.

true. Just hope who ever is after you is not friends with someone who could get to you and close himself in that room with you. At that point, not like killing him will get you in more trouble anyway....

Anyway, off to more pleasant thoughts, lol....
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2015, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 03:38:47 PM
Yes.

I thought you were on the path to losing weight?  ??? ??? I guess you lost your way.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2015, 04:18:24 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 31, 2015, 04:15:06 PM
I thought you were on the path to losing weight?  ??? ??? I guess you lost your way.
Lol, I have lost 30 pounds since October.

Plus I look like a scary beast in that photo anyway.

Bigger traps than an Army of One WYHI thread.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 04:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 04:18:24 PM
Lol, I have lost 30 pounds since October.

Plus I look like a scary beast in that photo anyway.

Bigger traps than an Army of One WYHI thread.

When did you do that pushup video for junior? You actually look slimmer there.  ??? ???
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 04:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 03:09:53 PM
I think I would do just fine.



Are you wearing makeup  ??? ??? ??? ???

Do I see plucked eyebrows ??? WTF....
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King Shizzo

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 04:25:10 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 31, 2015, 04:20:55 PM
When did you do that pushup video for junior? You actually look slimmer there.  ??? ???
They don't call this place Getbig for nothing.
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King Shizzo

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2015, 04:27:35 PM »
Quote from: C-BuZz on March 31, 2015, 04:22:18 PM
Are you wearing makeup  ??? ??? ??? ???

Do I see plucked eyebrows ??? WTF....
Those are my natural eyebrows. I dont touch them at all.

Im sorry my skin looks so flawless that you think I wear makeup.

I am what you call a natural beauty.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2015, 04:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 04:25:10 PM
They don't call this place Getbig for nothing.

Getbig as in muscle, not fat.  :D :D

Shizzo, I am worried about your fluctuations in weight. This can't be healthy for you. Please lose weight and keep it off.

Your friend,

SF1900.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2015, 04:29:22 PM »
Quote from: ritch on March 31, 2015, 03:27:04 PM
LOL!

To not get raped, just gotta not wash, wouldn't that work? Take a shit and barely wipe, even. Who's gonna, ah fuck ,too disgusting to even describe it, gonna end this here...

self lubricating ?
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2015, 04:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 04:27:35 PM
Those are my natural eyebrows. I dont touch them at all.

Im sorry my skin looks so flawless that you think I wear makeup.

I am what you call a natural beauty.

I would liken you more to a walrus with makeup on, than beauty. You know, those stinky really fat animals that sit around all day & never do any exercise.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »
Quote from: C-BuZz on March 31, 2015, 04:37:11 PM
I would liken you more to a walrus with makeup on, than beauty. You know, those really fat animals that sit around all day & never do any exercise.
Flawless.....walrus

Apples to grapefruits.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 04:45:29 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 04:42:30 PM
Flawless.....walrus

Apples to grapefruits.

Shizzo, please trim your eyebrows. They are too thick. They need to be slimmer.
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2015, 04:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 04:27:35 PM
Those are my natural eyebrows. I dont touch them at all.

Im sorry my skin looks so flawless that you think I wear makeup.

I am what you call a natural beauty.

Don't let'um get you down Shiz, if we were in prison, I'd offer up a few packs of Lucky's for you :).
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2015, 06:16:17 PM »
Quote from: ritch on March 31, 2015, 03:27:04 PM
LOL!

To not get raped, just gotta not wash, wouldn't that work? Take a shit and barely wipe, even. Who's gonna, ah fuck ,too disgusting to even describe it, gonna end this here...

Yes!!


Martin Lawrence once said that if he was in prison... That after shitting.. He would wipe his ass with his hands!
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2015, 06:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 31, 2015, 03:09:53 PM
I think I would do just fine.



yeah right, lmao.... put a wig and u r woman dude..get real
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2015, 07:02:57 PM »
How'd they take a pic, and how'd the pic get out?
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2015, 07:19:39 PM »
I think prisoners should be wearing some kind of cockblockers or anti-rape underwear. It will end rape if they lock their cock too.

Quote from: Antonio fella on March 31, 2015, 06:25:19 PM
yeah right, lmao.... put a wig and u r woman dude..get real
Shizzo will probably shit his pant when they'll try to rape him and just make it impossible for them.

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Teutonic Knight

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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2015, 09:57:40 PM »
Penal colony of Botany Bay ( aka Australia)
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Re: prison really does suck.
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2015, 12:26:34 AM »
Hes not so tuff anymore now  :)
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