Author Topic: Dog crapp.... English bulldog??? (Read 5661 times)

Dr Dutch · « **on:** April 23, 2015, 03:30:48 PM »

My sons want a dog.
But they want an English bulldog.
Good idea ?

local hero · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:18:24 PM »

Expensive, don't live very long....most have heart issues... Amazing looking dog tho, my fave British breed is the British bullterrier, they don't mix well with other dogs tho.

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:25:38 PM »

"cycles for pennies"... the greatest piece of literature from our time.

wikkedonez · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:32:17 PM »

Slobber a lot ..fart a lot n u gotta clean out the folds
in their skin all the time...I used to want one but a lot
of upkeep

local hero · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2015, 04:42:05 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 23, 2015, 04:25:38 PM

"cycles for pennies"... the greatest piece of literature from our time.

Beef rinser.... Outed!

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on April 23, 2015, 03:30:48 PM

My sons want a dog.
But they want an English bulldog.
Good idea ?

Adopt or rescue for fuck sake.

Rambone · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2015, 06:06:49 PM »

All Big Macs and rest pause sets

Dave D · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2015, 06:33:13 PM »

My skin is vibrant from the amount of olive oil I've consumed, and my bowel movements are finally regular.

funk51 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2015, 06:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on April 23, 2015, 03:30:48 PM

My sons want a dog.
But they want an English bulldog.
Good idea ?

no , get him one of these fewer genetic issues than any other purebred.

funk51 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2015, 06:57:18 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on April 24, 2015, 06:55:43 AM

no , get him one of these fewer genetic issues than any other purebred.

8 years old never sick a day in her life....

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:21:35 AM »

herefortheglitter · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:56:05 AM »

I want a Sharpei terribly and have for years but I know that I just don't have the time to devote to one as she will require a lot of maintenance (cleaning the folds in her skin, prone to health issues, etc) we have a pocket sized american bully and will be buying another one soon. Amazing dogs.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:21:24 AM »

lots of health issues. They are very stupid and lazy dogs which might be good on your situation. They ranked at the bottom of the list of most intelligent dogs. they are so dumb that you can leave, go to work for 8 hours, come back home and they won't even realize that you left. Also not useful at protecting your home.

BB · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:57:05 AM »

I wanted one for a number of years, but the health cost in old age with them scared me away. Now I just watch old "Poochinski" clips on youtube to get my bully fix -

.

Seriously though, as mentioned, the health care cost are awful.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:06:33 AM »

Just a quick google search.

Bulldogs have a plethora of health problems including cardiac and respiratory disease, hip dysplasia, cherry eye, and other concerns. They are extremely susceptible to heat problems, can easily drown in swimming pools or other water, and require daily cleaning of their skin folds to avoid problems.

Believe this because a friend of mine had a gorgeous bulldog and it had the eye issue, hip issue and a couple others. And it farted all the fucking time, but it wasn't a slobbering dog.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2015, 02:31:04 PM »

I heard about the farting before, but didn't know bulldogs are about the most unhealthy dog breed around. Maybe we should go for a huskey or something...

Tennisballz · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:14:56 PM »

Have you considered a cat? They are cute and cuddly. Plus they are loaded with personality and get themselves into all sorts of crazy predicaments!

funk51 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2015, 07:50:20 AM »

other dogs to consider....

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2015, 01:47:56 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on April 24, 2015, 03:14:56 PM

Have you considered a cat? They are cute and cuddly. Plus they are loaded with personality and get themselves into all sorts of crazy predicaments!

We got one....but he is not exactly what 10-12 yr old boys want from a pet. Flip just eats and sleeps......

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:32:37 PM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on April 25, 2015, 01:47:56 PM

We got one....but he is not exactly what 10-12 yr old boys want from a pet. Flip just eats and sleeps......

My dog sometimes goes fuck knows where for days , kills & eat penguins, bush turkeys .......already cost me $ 140 for snapping protected wildlife

Probably snake would get him ............

Pork_Chop · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2015, 09:33:37 AM »

French bulldogs are nice pets

ritch · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2015, 09:35:15 AM »

French Bulldog, OMG!!! Would love one, but expensive... Not very social either.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2015, 10:52:21 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on April 24, 2015, 06:57:18 AM

8 years old never sick a day in her life....

Shes a beautiful dog, love Huskies. I've got a an 8 year old Beagle Dachshund mix, and a 1 year old pure bread mini Dachshund who is a trip.