The life form on the left is a new benchmark for ugly female bodybuilders.
They look like two turds separated at pinching....errrrr... birth. Let's five them fittingly feminine names, shall we?
The turd on the left shall be given the exotic name of Peenchez Loahf and the turd on the right shall be christened Peila Doong.
Yuck. No REAL man wants a sub creature such as these two piles of poo.