Damn, I might register myself as an architect, or Osteopath, or fuck it, an attorney.
You paid a privilege tax to do business you dumbass, you're not qualified for fuck all. Even a course such as that aimed at monkeys to feel good about themselves being 'qualified' in something, you fail at. Probably too fucking lazy to do the required 4 nights and Saturday morning 10 point monkey puzzle to 'pass'.