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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2015, 06:40:40 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on May 17, 2015, 06:05:34 AM
Most powerlifters are fucking retards as well...



When do you suppose the last time "Scot" ate a vegetable was?
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2015, 06:50:22 PM »
Quote from: ether on May 17, 2015, 11:00:14 AM
He has to be one of the dumbest pros.

Chris Aceto and Palumbo have indicated he is like a "rain man" writing down everything including how many shits and squares of toilet paper he uses each day in his contest "diaries".

Also, never deviates from his coaches "advices"

Would drive 3 hours to do a particular cardio equipment

Do you have a link. Sounds pretty commercial
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2015, 06:55:54 PM »
Quote from: Navy_Mike on May 17, 2015, 06:50:22 PM
Do you have a link. Sounds pretty commercial

They've said it a bunch of times, "easiest pro they've ever worked with, listens to everything we tell them....hahaha"
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2015, 07:12:00 PM »
Quote from: booty on May 16, 2015, 06:43:07 PM
I have met him and he is not disabled or retarded.

It takes a non-retarded person to know if someone is retarded or not.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2015, 07:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on May 17, 2015, 06:40:40 PM
When do you suppose the last time "Scot" ate a vegetable was?

Depends if you consider fried onions to be vegetables or not.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2015, 07:45:06 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on May 17, 2015, 07:12:00 PM
It takes a non-retarded person to know if someone is retarded or not.

Correction, a retard would consider him normal.  ;)
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2015, 08:19:34 PM »
I did the Eastern USA`s with him one year before he became a pro,dude thought he was the noise.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2015, 09:28:31 PM »
i heard Guy has trisomy 22 , a mild variation of DOwn's syndrome

anyone here think he looks jewish?

his mum is jewish?
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2015, 10:10:15 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 17, 2015, 06:38:35 PM
The cross says it all.

I inject drugs illegally into my body, but love God.  ::)

Are u saying he's not an honest Christian SF1900??
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2015, 10:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on May 17, 2015, 10:10:15 PM
Are u saying he's not an honest Christian SF1900??

Pretty much, like the many you see walking out of Church on Sunday morning.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2015, 10:45:41 PM »
Costume's never complete without the artistically stunning tribal band.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #61 on: May 18, 2015, 02:46:53 AM »
Quote from: ether on May 17, 2015, 07:45:06 PM
Correction, a retard would consider him normal.  ;)
Correction.... Almost the whole industry is retarded.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2015, 02:53:41 AM »
Isn't he a teacher or engineer or smth like that? According to Palumbo he's one of the smartest Pro-BBs out there.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2015, 04:06:48 AM »
Quote from: booty on May 18, 2015, 02:46:53 AM
Correction.... Almost the whole industry is retarded.

That's true
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2015, 04:09:14 AM »
The only thing more retarded than those "in the industry" are their groupies.

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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2015, 05:35:38 AM »
Quote from: affeman on May 18, 2015, 02:53:41 AM
Isn't he a teacher or engineer or smth like that? According to Palumbo he's one of the smartest Pro-BBs out there.

I think his ex wife was a school teacher, and they are divorced (?) possibly because marriage was too catabolic

He is definitely not an engineer.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2015, 09:08:57 AM »
Quote from: wes on May 17, 2015, 08:19:34 PM
I did the Eastern USA`s with him one year before he became a pro,dude thought he was the noise.
HE was a middleweight ,dude was shredded and had great legs ,was small middleweight but like I said shredded when he turned pro ,he has put on a lot of size ..
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2015, 09:24:56 AM »
Is this the guy who applied for disability for Post Traumatic Syndrome for his lengthy war injuries he received in  the gym? If so, I believe he was grated disability from the Government in the 2013 battle of walking lunghes...Many people went down that day.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2015, 09:26:22 AM »
Quote from: booty on May 18, 2015, 02:46:53 AM
Correction.... Almost the whole industry is retarded.


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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2015, 09:41:37 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 18, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
Is this the guy who applied for disability for Post Traumatic Syndrome for his lengthy war injuries he received in  the gym? If so, I believe he was grated disability from the Government in the 2013 battle of walking lunghes...Many people went down that day.

He crosses himself after posing in a thong, so his delusion is at a 10/10.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2015, 09:47:33 AM »
Lol never heard of the guy until that thread. He should be thankful for getbig, now at least people have heard of him
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2015, 10:17:02 AM »
Quote from: chaos on May 18, 2015, 09:47:33 AM
Lol never heard of the guy until that thread. He should be thankful for getbig, now at least people have heard of him


Being a retarded BBer has it's advantages

Only in Guy's mind does spending 15-20k on the Prep for a 5k 1st place cheque and a 500 buck 48 hr magazine deal with MD = a profit.

Kicking a$$ and taking names! 
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2015, 10:29:54 AM »
Quote from: ether on May 16, 2015, 01:51:57 PM
Seems to be a bit touched, can barely string two sentences together and can't hold down a job for more than a few months. Has been fired from BSN, MD, Flex etc...

Also, he keeps referring to BBing as "war" and "going to battle"....

Is he mentally retarded?

the only thing he's going to war with is the "you must be this tall" sign at the amusement park
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2015, 11:55:02 AM »
Quote from: residue on May 18, 2015, 10:29:54 AM
the only thing he's going to war with is the "you must be this tall" sign at the amusement park
Clearly he lost.
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Re: Is Guy Cistenino Mentally Retarded?
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2015, 02:55:54 PM »
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