Author Topic: Anybody like GILFs?  (Read 24394 times)

liberty

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig IV
  • *****
  • Posts: 2875
  • Getbig!
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2015, 05:44:02 AM »
I'd kiss the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took her dirty panties away...

Donny

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15782
  • getbig Zen Master
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2015, 05:49:14 AM »
Carol Vorderman is fit as fuck,but isn`t a grandma yet so can`t qualify as a gilf.She usually wins the Rear of the year award here in the UK,she`s also a maths genius and recently qualified as a pilot.
is she still around...what was that game show she did ..

liberty

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig IV
  • *****
  • Posts: 2875
  • Getbig!
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2015, 05:54:56 AM »
^^^ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2015, 06:11:05 AM »
A lot of teabag geezers in this thread..

forillagorilla

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1478
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2015, 06:37:13 AM »
While all of you are busy mutilating yourselves I would simply fucck her.

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2015, 06:40:17 AM »
While all of you are busy mutilating yourselves I would simply fucck her.

Coward.

crownshep

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3256
  • Getbig!
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2015, 08:00:09 AM »
is she still around...what was that game show she did ..

Its called Countdown,you have to make a word out of 9 chosen letters,then work out a maths problem,Carol hosted it since the 80s but was replaced by a young fit blonde called Rachel Riley a couple of years ago.

Donny

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15782
  • getbig Zen Master
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2015, 08:05:49 AM »
Its called Countdown,you have to make a word out of 9 chosen letters,then work out a maths problem,Carol hosted it since the 80s but was replaced by a young fit blonde called Rachel Riley a couple of years ago.
yes i remember it now.

Hulk-smash!

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1463
  • All the muscle in the world!
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2015, 09:15:18 AM »
I'd marry the daughter just to get a shot at mom!  Hottest 50+ chick I've ever seen.

First I'd get a BMD test done so I wouldn't crack her pelvis.
I

ritch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10673
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2015, 09:28:10 AM »
I would drag my sack over 8 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago.

EPIC shit here, oh man...
?

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 65538
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2015, 10:25:23 AM »
I would drag my sack over 8 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago.
;D

Fortress

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19963
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2015, 02:06:34 PM »
She could count on Fortress for some good loving.

That camel toe shot is going into the spank bank.

King Shizzo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 34267
  • Ron crowned me King because I always deliver.
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2015, 02:16:28 PM »
I thought GILF was

Guy
I'd
like
to fuck.

Total and deep disapointement here.
I thought it meant Gaucho's  :-\


The Abdominal Snoman

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23503
  • DON'T BE A TRAITOR TO YOUR TRIBE
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2015, 09:58:44 PM »
I would drag my sack over 8 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago.

lmao!

The Abdominal Snoman

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23503
  • DON'T BE A TRAITOR TO YOUR TRIBE
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2015, 10:02:16 PM »
That big vag has seen a lot of BBC i'm guessing.

Mudshark vag of peace


Dr Dutch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19936
  • The Incredible Dr Dutch
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2015, 09:29:05 AM »
Maybe if she had one of these brown paper bags over her head.....but I guess Nigella the Cook is hot and over 50 too......

ritch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10673
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2015, 09:32:48 AM »
I thought it meant Gaucho's  :-\



I can totally see that look becoming the next big trend. Just need one of them hollywood fags to promote it, the rest will follow.

I give it 6 months to be "the thing"
?

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2015, 09:33:15 AM »
Maybe if she had one of these brown paper bags over her head.....but I guess Nigella the Cook is hot and over 50 too......

Hulk-smash!

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1463
  • All the muscle in the world!
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2015, 09:35:23 AM »
55 & still hot
I

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2015, 09:36:07 AM »
.

Dr Dutch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19936
  • The Incredible Dr Dutch
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2015, 09:36:42 AM »
Nigella is the ultimate of hot, will be at 65+ no doubt......plus she can cook, which is a very important qualification for a woman.

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2015, 09:37:15 AM »
.

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2015, 09:38:19 AM »
Nigella is the ultimate of hot, will be at 65+ no doubt......plus she can cook, which is a very important qualification for a woman.

55.

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2015, 09:39:46 AM »
.

herne

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 137960
Re: Anybody like GILFs?
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2015, 09:49:54 AM »
.