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wattow
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« on: June 06, 2015, 06:26:32 PM »

Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2015, 06:30:58 PM »

Nobody cares fuckwad!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2015, 06:35:09 PM »

You probably couldn`t box produce!  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2015, 06:41:17 PM »

You probably couldn`t box produce!  Grin
i don't box. I maim.
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2015, 06:49:50 PM »

i don't box. I maim.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2015, 07:00:15 PM »

Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

Fuck off
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2015, 07:14:12 PM »

Another gimmick.
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2015, 07:15:54 PM »

Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

Your mom's calling, it's time for dinner.
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2015, 07:19:46 PM »

 Roll Eyes

Its a good base martial art. Even karate base is good to go from
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2015, 09:01:54 PM »

oh God  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2015, 09:22:03 PM »

Roll Eyes

Its a good base martial art. Even karate base is good to go from

if by "base martial art", you mean dick taking ability magnifier.....then yes.
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2015, 09:23:20 PM »

.............oh and OP sounds like his dick taking ability is quite formidable.....
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2015, 09:43:48 PM »

I studied taekwondo in Korea for two years when I was in the US Air Force. It provides an outstanding cardiovascular workout, and it teaches toughness. It's no joke.

Intuitively, however, I always believed it should stay in the classroom and should never, ever be attempted in the streets. It's more of a sport than a real-world self-defense regimen.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2015, 09:48:35 PM »

You would learn more practical stuff in a women's week end self defense course than taking up TKD.

They serve more as modern day babysitters most martial art classes.

Edit: actually just watching self defense vids on youtube would help you more than TKD.

Or even just thinking of watching the vids would help you better.
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2015, 10:56:20 PM »

All the tough kids that no one wants to fight box,,,....
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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2015, 11:41:10 PM »

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2015, 12:29:58 AM »

bas rutten took up tae kwon do and beat up his bullies.

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2015, 01:32:33 AM »

Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

You have an extra small penis.
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