Author Topic: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?  (Read 1474 times)

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2024, 05:30:40 AM »
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Yes score sheets showed Mentzer way higher on this one (“other factors”).

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2024, 05:40:26 AM »
If the package was a muscle, they probably would.
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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2024, 05:44:51 AM »
They should go back to the fig leaf -

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2024, 05:53:38 AM »
They should go back to the fig leaf -

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Fig leaf actually more respectable than the glittering hiked up thongs of today

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2024, 11:38:23 AM »
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2024, 01:25:05 PM »
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

To back up your point, post a Mentzer comparison. Lots of examples out there, but a link to click from this end would generate a flare-up.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2024, 02:12:28 PM »
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”

Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2024, 02:54:30 PM »
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.

All that aside, this might help Royalty rub in rub out his case against Arnold.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc3%2F93%2F37%2Fc393370f0331809f2b8bfc6cc1ffa017.jpg&tbnid=948iht-IG5UQFM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F481322278906714818%2F&docid=Uk0dyJvtIYD06M&w=500&h=634&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=59181e8002bd37de&shem=abme%2Ctrie


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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2024, 05:06:00 PM »
Arnold would only need a single blade of grass to hide his mini “light switch”
Did you see the first Terminator, where Arnold is walking around naked with his dick showing?

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2024, 12:37:48 AM »
Shouldn't you get back to concentrating on Arnold's penis.... oh, I guess I spoke to soon.

Royalty,  how much time do you dedicate to thinking about penises in a single day?

Have you met Beefcake? (I know... I know. We all do.) You  could talk for hours with yourself him about penises.
Arnold's penis is his 2nd biggest fantasy. Wanking to Mentzer is his 1st.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2024, 04:40:58 AM »
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus. 

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2024, 06:01:52 AM »
There’s an argument for them posing nude but judges/fans would likely be too horny to focus.

Not necessary if the NPC selected the best competitors for a final round:


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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2024, 07:35:56 AM »
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Haha. Epic thread.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2024, 07:59:32 AM »
Mark dugdale’s placings would change dramatically

Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2024, 12:19:24 PM »
HikingRobert is Beakdoctor AKA Army of One



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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2024, 12:20:42 PM »
Placing? Man's getting DNQ-ed (did not qualify).

ARNOLD LOSING BADLY

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2024, 08:07:14 PM »
Arnold makes mark look like he’s well endowed

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #42 on: Today at 02:16:54 PM »
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #43 on: Today at 02:25:27 PM »
I expected a lot of backlash after posting this thread. Evrything went better than expected.
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.

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Re: why are bodybuilders asses judged but not their packages?
« Reply #44 on: Today at 02:32:09 PM »
Its OK , you are amongst fags here.
I guess so