Navy Mike at Pearl Harbor would rip off his shirt whilst standing at the bow of the USS Arizona and begin to pose. The japanese pilots would begin to fire at and bomb him but he would jump into the water and lead the planes away from the ships thus allowing the US gunners to regroup and shoot down the enemy and drive off the survivors.
The only catch however is that while the battle was won, Navy Mike absorbed and is now holding all of the water that the ships were formerly floating upon this rendering them useless.
LOL...holding all the water
I'd say just have Mrs Navy Mike do her bikini comp butt shot while standing on the highest deck of the 1st ship docked in Pearl Harbor. The Jap pilots would see that, start beating off and crash in to the sea.
