What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.
ROFLMMFAO !!!!!!!! That second joke was the best lol