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Re: coolest drummer ever
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2015, 12:33:31 AM »
Dude, you couldn't be iller-informed on cool or drummers. Seems you're just into masculine bald dudes holding long, hard objects.

that would be correct

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Re: coolest drummer ever
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2015, 12:43:56 AM »
This guy


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Re: coolest drummer ever
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2015, 01:47:56 AM »
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.




ROFLMMFAO !!!!!!!! That second joke was the best lol

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Re: coolest drummer ever
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2015, 04:00:02 PM »
"... so let me spin y'all some phat jizzams instead, buuuuuoy!"

Dude turned into a total clown.


+1000

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Re: coolest drummer ever
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2015, 04:03:53 PM »
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?l
You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.


What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless