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I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2015, 09:50:42 AM »
reading this using the wifi in my Lear jet

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2015, 09:50:57 AM »
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2015, 09:52:13 AM »
That was a man baby!

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2015, 09:59:57 AM »
In florida, you could have stood your ground and shot her 17 times.   That's how people roll here.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2015, 10:01:20 AM »
My bucket list includes cruzin' Miami in a convertible.
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2015, 10:13:39 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2015, 10:19:22 AM »
Running burns too much muscle.  You should know this already, being 250 6% and all.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2015, 10:26:14 AM »
Your right.  I took the sheriff's dept PT test & at my age I passed the 1.5mile run by quick walking.  Bodybuilding after a point of development & running don't mix. 
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2015, 10:44:09 AM »
Your right.  I took the sheriff's dept PT test & at my age I passed the 1.5mile run by quick walking.  Bodybuilding after a point of development & running don't mix. 
That's bs. I am stageworthy at all times and could win a national level contest with only 2 weeks notice. I am also a regional powerlifting champion. I have tree trunk thighs and I run 5 miles 5 times a week (there foes that magic 5x5 again). I carry 3.78% bodyfat and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines. If you cannot run don't blame bodybuilding. Blame the fact that you're an obese out of shape dude.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2015, 10:45:06 AM »
Wrong.  Too hard on the joints.
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2015, 10:56:41 AM »
Probably an Old Navy sales clerk on her way to work  ;D
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2015, 11:01:15 AM »
Probably an Old Navy sales clerk on her way to work  ;D

Or an NPC show promoter.  "You have a great physique, you should compete in MY show".  $250 entrance fee.
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2015, 12:16:57 PM »
That's bs. I am stageworthy at all times and could win a national level contest with only 2 weeks notice. I am also a regional powerlifting champion. I have tree trunk thighs and I run 5 miles 5 times a week (there foes that magic 5x5 again). I carry 3.78% bodyfat and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines. If you cannot run don't blame bodybuilding. Blame the fact that you're an obese out of shape dude.

Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.

I'm 100% certain  you're wearing women's belts Junior.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2015, 12:23:32 PM »
Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.

I'm 100% certain  you're wearing women's belts Junior.

I would be very disappointed if Kenpo Machine is Junior. KM is the worst sort of stupid gimmick. Junior's creations usually have much more depth of character.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2015, 12:24:24 PM »
Pics of said black belts or I'm calling bs.

I'm 100% certain  you're wearing women's belts Junior.

Whoever it is, it's a recycled pumpster story.



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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2015, 12:26:25 PM »
I would be very disappointed if Kenpo Machine is Junior. KM is the worst sort of stupid gimmick. Junior's creations usually have much more depth of character.

Touche

Whoever it is, it's a recycled pumpster story.

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2015, 12:29:35 PM »
I will be having another meeting with Big Chiro Flex and Hulkotron to discuss who will be on the watch list. (if hulkotron is involved in battle, _aj_ will step in)  While I don't have the data, I'm guess it will be the OP, in addition to the following:

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2015, 12:31:43 PM »
Again, its the internet.  Everyone is a SEAL/Ranger/DevGru kung-fu master CIA covert agent
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2015, 01:17:50 PM »
Did somebody say "ass"?


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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2015, 01:36:06 PM »
I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.

Pic of ass. ( yes homo) :-X
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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2015, 09:27:32 PM »


and I have Black Belts in 3 disciplines.


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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2015, 09:46:52 PM »
Again, its the internet.  Everyone is a SEAL/Ranger/DevGru kung-fu master CIA covert agent

Not everyone is a SEAL/Ranger!!  I'm  Delta Force! ;D

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Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2015, 09:58:30 PM »
I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.


Pictures or your boasting is bullshit, (yes home).