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Simple Simon

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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2015, 04:31:18 AM »
Radical plato avoiding this thread.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2015, 04:32:27 AM »
Quote from: Be There on July 10, 2015, 04:31:18 AM
Radical plato avoiding this thread.
just the name of the thread made him go look for his moms basement key
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2015, 04:34:36 AM »
Big problem for pitbulls is they attract a certain undesirable type of owner. 
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2015, 04:48:24 AM »
Hope you didn't get hurt but somehow that what you get for having groundbreaking ideas. Dog was clearly advocating your "there's no such thing as clean or junk food" theory.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2015, 04:58:18 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on July 10, 2015, 04:48:24 AM
Hope you didn't get hurt but somehow that what you get for having groundbreaking ideas. Dog was clearly advocating your "there's no such thing as clean or junk food" theory.

Are you suggesting that the dog was adhering the 'A calorie is a calorie' method, needed a few thousand and thought "Fuck it, this shit will do for now...?"
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Simple Simon

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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2015, 05:28:25 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 10, 2015, 04:58:18 AM
Are you suggesting that the dog was adhering the 'A calorie is a calorie' method, needed a few thousand and thought "Fuck it, this shit will do for now...?"

Its likely it saw his spindley legs and thought that it could have that and still have a lot of meat and biscuits later and still be in a deficit.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2015, 05:30:11 AM »
Should we feel sorry for you?
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2015, 05:32:58 AM »
Quote from: Be There on July 10, 2015, 05:28:25 AM
Its likely it saw his spindley legs and thought that it could have that and still have a lot of meat and biscuits later and still be in a deficit.

Haha yes Mike, are you saying that one of Adam's legs only counts as half a 'sin' on the Slimming World plan?
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Simple Simon

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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2015, 05:33:58 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 10, 2015, 05:32:58 AM
Haha yes Mike, are you saying that one of Adam's legs only counts as half a 'sin' on the Slimming World plan?
;D
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2015, 05:34:35 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2015, 05:43:15 AM »
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2015, 05:51:45 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 10, 2015, 04:58:18 AM
Are you suggesting that the dog was adhering the 'A calorie is a calorie' method, needed a few thousand and thought "Fuck it, this shit will do for now...?"

I'm just saying' the animal was probably confused as what kind of nutriments he would get from chewing on his leg. Reason why he didn't go all out. Clearly, the dog was pondering the benefit (calories) /vs deficit (how toxic it is) ratio.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2015, 05:54:35 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on July 10, 2015, 05:51:45 AM
I'm just saying' the animal was probably confused as what kind of nutriments he would get from chewing on his leg. Reason why he didn't go all out. Clearly, the dog was pondering the benefit (calories) /vs deficit (how toxic it is) ratio.

Could you imagine if the dog was Cephissus  ;D

"Excuse me mister"
"Hello there Dog, how can I help you?"
"I wanted to eat your leg, but do you mind walking around the block a few times, i'm still 17m 31 seconds from my next 483 Calorie meal"
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2015, 10:53:08 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 09, 2015, 09:28:41 PM

Guess the race of the owner and guess what the owner does with these dogs?  :D

I knew this was coming....nice trolling  ::)

Why would a middle class Jew fuck face be walking around a shit hole area for "business" reasons.

You're full of shit. Thread as Kosher as my morning shit.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2015, 10:55:37 AM »
Another made-up bullshit story like the Market incident  ::)
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2015, 11:03:42 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 09, 2015, 09:08:13 PM
Hey guys, I got attacked by a Pitbull today, vile creature.  Knocked me down and grabbed my leg for a second after it broke off a chain.  Luckily there was someone standing across the street I was on and moved fast enough to grab the chain and choke the dog while I called 911.

It could have been really bad.  Disgusting creatures.

I wish it would have killed you.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2015, 11:53:53 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 10, 2015, 05:54:35 AM
Could you imagine if the dog was Cephissus  ;D

"Excuse me mister"
"Hello there Dog, how can I help you?"
"I wanted to eat your leg, but do you mind walking around the block a few times, i'm still 17m 31 seconds from my next 483 Calorie meal"

It would have been killed as a puppy by it's mother. No animal can live with the shame of having such an offspring.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2015, 11:59:30 AM »
Haha that sucks.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2015, 12:01:47 PM »
I have a feeling he is trolling E-kul/Radical Plato and perhaps other posters.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2015, 12:09:28 PM »
A well-trained German Shepherd would have torn up True Anus pretty good.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2015, 12:18:04 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 09, 2015, 09:08:13 PM
Hey guys, I got attacked by a Pitbull today, vile creature.  Knocked me down and grabbed my leg for a second after it broke off a chain.  Luckily there was someone standing across the street I was on and moved fast enough to grab the chain and choke the dog while I called 911.

It could have been really bad.  Disgusting creatures.

Where was the dog's owner when this was happening? I hope that the cops had a long talk with him.... and arrested him.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2015, 12:28:25 PM »
My parents had pits all my life with no problem. I like them a lot I respect their athleticism and determination. I see why people wouldn't care for them they tear people up every once in awhile.

They need to punish owners hard if their dog hurts someone for no reason huge fine possible jail time. Put the offending dog down etc.

Personally I like them. Never had a single issue. They are funny loyal protective.
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2015, 12:28:36 PM »
Maybe he heard you deadlifted 225 pounds for 112 reps and wanted video evidence....
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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2015, 12:29:59 PM »
Quote from: OlympiaGym on July 10, 2015, 12:09:28 PM
A well-trained German Shepherd would have torn up True Anus pretty good.

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Re: Attacked by a Pitbull today.
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2015, 12:31:49 PM »
Even dogs doesn't like you  :-\

Pits, if raised propelry are not harmful, otherwise - a lethal weapon.
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