Happy birthday, sending tinfoil hats your way.
Why couldnt God give the first people appropriate hebrew names? Adam and Eve? Why not Tyrone and Jemima? Jemima was Jobs eldest daughter, I see the connection here to Aunt Jemima syrup.
I think wiggs is on to something here. Jews and neeguls are cousins. This explains the nappy jew-fro we all know too well.