Imagine the smell coming out of her as she has you in a scissor head lock, snatch not washed for days...
She seems like the type of 'girl' who would ask to borrow a pair of your Calvin Kleins the next morning, and then leave them outside the shower with skid marks in.
Spot on - not to mention the steamy, Beef Broccoli flavored, pyramid shits she'd be unleashing on your toilet.
so are you saying a chick could fit into your jeans???