I literally LOL'd
That's because you have a sense of humor... If you had the insecurity of the guy that wears the chef costume and those pedophile cats you would get all offended.
Your short - so fucking what?? LOL.. You got a family - you seem happy - fuck the tools...
Many of the cats on here were the kids that got beat the fuck up in highschool and are just all around oddballs in real life. You can tell from the posts who is a guy you could shoot the shit and drink cold beer with.
I don't always agree with - but you seem like a decent cat.
Not sure why I typed all that - lol.