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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2015, 05:22:37 AM »
haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.

I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again


nice one. If for real.

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2015, 05:22:56 AM »
haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.

I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again


dont  use charity for your little games

i tell you what apologise for being a compulsive liar

and il pretend on here that you have an aston
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2015, 05:23:40 AM »
haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.

I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again


Post pics from your Antarctica trip, please. Preferably a video on deck, curling 80kg. Epicness.

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2015, 05:24:16 AM »

Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn


That's a great car. I'll be eagerly waiting for it.

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2015, 05:29:20 AM »
I have two degrees BA's
1) English Lit & Philisophy
2) International Business & Marketting

I am going to learn some other languages, I wanna learn Russian and Chinese


That's 4 degrees, you moron.

No university is going to give you a combined degree in English Lit and Philosophy and International Business and Marketing. Unless you went to a crappy university.

Those are all separate fields of study.
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2015, 05:42:33 AM »
nice one. If for real.

yeah its for real, I might add u on my facebook and u can see pics of me and the Duchess of York

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2015, 05:44:59 AM »
dont  use charity for your little games

i tell you what apologise for being a compulsive liar

and il pretend on here that you have an aston

why do u feel the need to lie so much on here?

I don't understand why you want to keep up this persona of disliking me on the board yet being so sweet and nice on the phone?

is it some kind of power trip?

You have already driven my DB9 as you well know

Yet want to lie about my M6 which you have been in yourself to try and get one over on me on the internet cos u kinda don't want me to be big headed like u keep saying.

You need to learn to stay classy

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2015, 05:48:27 AM »
That's 4 degrees, you moron.

No university is going to give you a combined degree in English Lit and Philosophy and International Business and Marketing. Unless you went to a crappy university.

Those are all separate fields of study.

No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system

so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2015, 05:48:59 AM »
As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.

I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence

Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop

I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)

Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.

As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.

I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"

I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.

Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.

Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.

I thought to myself damn Joon. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You done well my son.

You done well


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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2015, 05:50:30 AM »
why do u feel the need to lie so much on here?

I don't understand why you want to keep up this persona of disliking me on the board yet being so sweet and nice on the phone?

is it some kind of power trip?

You have already driven my DB9 as you well know

Yet want to lie about my M6 which you have been in yourself to try and get one over on me on the internet cos u kinda don't want me to be big headed like u keep saying.

You need to learn to stay classy


your right brah im sorry

i love the way you always tell the truth on here

its very refreshing

keep living the dream champ

you are an inspiration
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2015, 05:50:42 AM »
That's a great car. I'll be eagerly waiting for it.

its very comfy, I am trading in my M6 for I8, althought I might just get and Audi R8 Spyder instead, same as Tul has

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2015, 05:51:17 AM »
did the cops come yet?  :D
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2015, 05:54:02 AM »
your right brah im sorry

i love the way you always tell the truth on here

its very refreshing

keep living the dream champ

you are an inspiration

Thanks bro, I appreciate you being honest and not trolling people too much on here

I know that you want me to stay level headed and not be cocky

But I am who I am and not gonna change habbit of a lifetime.

I know you mean well and have my best interests at heart but smothering me with brotherly love is not going to help it will only make me feel suffocated.

I am and will always be about the bling and ching

The high rolling gambler

The adrenaline junkie

Its in my dna

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2015, 05:58:35 AM »
did the cops come yet?  :D

yeah they came over convesation went like this:

Cops: Hi is that Milos?
Me: Yes sir what can I do for you?
Cops: We had a report from someone saying u are dealing drugs is that true?
Me: Oh god no officer, there is a known stalker in Canada who likes to make shit up and is harassing me, I like to shoot some short films sometimes as test shoots for gangta flick I am working on and also do some trolling videos for a trolling youtube chanel I am setting up.
Cops: No problem sir we understand sorry to have wasted your time but as protocal we have to follow up complaints as standard procedure.

I then had about a 30 minute conversation with them about working out and steroids, I showed them my stash. They were quite impressed and said "well sir taking steroids is not a criminal offence"

Oh and by the way in the UK you are allowed to have up to 4 marjuana plants ;)

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2015, 05:58:52 AM »
Thanks bro, I appreciate you being honest and not trolling people too much on here

I know that you want me to stay level headed and not be cocky

But I am who I am and not gonna change habbit of a lifetime.

I know you mean well and have my best interests at heart but smothering me with brotherly love is not going to help it will only make me feel suffocated.

I am and will always be about the bling and ching

The high rolling gambler

The adrenaline junkie

Its in my dna


you hit the nail on the head bro

you live on the edge

i mean you will suck a trannys cock and shrug it off like its nothing

you will relentlessly bully female members then laugh it off as trolling

you will spend 23 hours a day on here writing 5000 word essays about how rich and successful you are

you will befriend people off here with your nice guy image then pm everyone their info

you are the ultimate internet gangsta

a pin up for generation nothing

i salute you bro i salute you  8)
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2015, 06:00:31 AM »
No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system

so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4


This university does not offer a degree with this name:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees

Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2015, 06:02:25 AM »
you hit the nail on the head bro

you live on the edge

i mean you will suck a trannys cock and shrug it off like its nothing

you will relentlessly bully female members then laugh it off as trolling

you will spend 23 hours a day on here writing 5000 word essays about how rich and successful you are

you will befriend people off here with your nice guy image then pm everyone their info

you are the ultimate internet gangsta

a pin up for generation nothing

i salute you bro i salute you  8)

can you provide some evidence or proof of above said false claims?

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2015, 06:03:20 AM »
This university does not offer a degree with this name:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees

Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?

I woke up to say AHAHAHAHA to this
Back to sleep now

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2015, 06:03:48 AM »
No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system

so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4


You may have 2 pieces of paper, but your 2 BA degrees are subsumed under 1.

IF you double major in English Lit and Philosophy, you only get ONE degree, i.e., you get 1 piece of paper (your actual graduation certificate). But 2 degrees are subsumed under that one paper. Thus, on a job interview, you wouldn't say you only have 1 BA degree. You have 2 BA degrees, English and Philosophy. They are two distinct fields of study, and if you have to major in 2 separate fields. But on the day of graduation, you only get ONE piece of paper, with all your degrees subsumed under it. If you major in 6 studies, and you graduate, you get ONE piece of paper, but you still have 6 degrees. This would hold true if they were all BA fields of study.
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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2015, 06:05:26 AM »
This university does not offer a degree with this name:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees

Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?

perhaps you should look up what they were offering 18 years ago when I actuallu started my degree.
courses and modules obviously change, surely you are not that stupid?

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2015, 06:06:16 AM »
I woke up to say AHAHAHAHA to this
Back to sleep now

wait so u can post on Friday u lying sack of shit :D

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2015, 06:07:23 AM »
perhaps you should look up what they were offering 18 years ago when I actuallu started my degree.
courses and modules obviously change, surely you are not that stupid?


Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:

https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees

You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in :D

Hook, line, and sinker :D

Fuck off.

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2015, 06:07:30 AM »
wait so u can post on Friday u lying sack of shit :D

Wow youre stupid
If i can post for 24 hours starting noon Thursday.............

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2015, 06:07:54 AM »
You may have 2 pieces of paper, but your 2 BA degrees are subsumed under 1.

IF you double major in English Lit and Philosophy, you only get ONE degree, i.e., you get 1 piece of paper (your actual graduation certificate). But 2 degrees are subsumed under that one paper. Thus, on a job interview, you wouldn't say you only have 1 BA degree. You have 2 BA degrees, English and Philosophy. They are two distinct fields of study, and if you have to major in 2 separate fields. But on the day of graduation, you only get ONE piece of paper, with all your degrees subsumed under it. If you major in 6 studies, and you graduate, you get ONE piece of paper, but you still have 6 degrees. This would hold true if they were all BA fields of study.


incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other

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Re: I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2015, 06:09:06 AM »
Wow youre stupid
If i can post for 24 hours starting noon Thursday.............

Its not my fault you have backwards clock, oh and cops came and went this morning had fun, waiting on management and the animal welfare people, can u send em some emails giving em the hurry up ;)