Douchebag things to do at the gym

[Primemuscle]

We have no black members in the gym

What's the name of your gym and where is it? I want to call the ACLU.

[calfzilla]

What's the name of your gym and where is it? I want to call the ACLU.

Says the man who lives in the whitest city in America

[The Wizard of Truth]

Sounds like a great gym

What's the name of your gym and where is it? I want to call the ACLU.

It's in Ireland. Party city

[The Ugly]

Talking.
Staring. Especially by those who think there is a "lifting contest" going on
Lifting RIGHT in front of the rack/mirror.
Not re-racking weights.
Using 10 pieces of equipment during peak hours.
Hebrew music without headphones
Homemade Cut off shirts
Acting like a badass (ILS)
Getting excited over your "max" bench, when clearly your spotter was the one putting forth the most effort
Singing during cardio
Old men who tell you how their body USED to look
Flip Flops, just go fuckin' barefoot
Selfies, Facebook, social media, or just cell phones in general
THROWING DUMBBELLS
Color Coordinated Outfits, Gym Fashion, Gloves

Yes. Especially cute, these.

[jugheadjones]

It's in Ireland. Party city

kind of a stupid question but has Ireland got less black people than other countries? I picture lots of angry very pale men beating each other up while not dropping their beers

[theworm]

people actually wear sunglasses at the gym? wtf

Yes, there is a black dude who does that at my gym, no lie!!

[Thong Maniac]

Yes, there is a black dude who does that at my gym, no lie!!

Yep mine too. Does he wear tights under his shorts?

[theworm]

There was a democrat in my gym ( you guys call them Hebrews), but he would set up a stereo system , I mean, his phone would come out, he would plug two 15 inch speakers in it then start blasting rap music.  I could not believe the nerve.  I'm jealous that blacks don't get embarrassed, I think it's cause they just don't know any better ( not racist!, it's a fact that 70 % of blacks are born out of wedlock so they don't have parents teaching them right from wrong)...

[NickEdge779]

[_aj_]

There was a democrat in my gym ( you guys call them Hebrews), but he would set up a stereo system , I mean, his phone would come out, he would plug two 15 inch speakers in it then start blasting rap music.  I could not believe the nerve.  I'm jealous that blacks don't get embarrassed, I think it's cause they just don't know any better ( not racist!, it's a fact that 70 % of blacks are born out of wedlock so they don't have parents teaching them right from wrong)...

Lmao! Where was this? I am going from a home gym to a super posh gym in Boston's financial district. I am hoping to never have to see one of these stereotypes ever.

[38-26-40]

Apparently you're a douchebag.  lol

Lol

douchebag:

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fuck'r or motherfuck'r.
Not to be confused with douche.

[theworm]

Lmao! Where was this? I am going from a home gym to a super posh gym in Boston's financial district. I am hoping to never have to see one of these stereotypes ever.

It was in Louisiana, few years ago before iPhones otherwise I would have filmed it cause it was so hard to believe!

[robcguns]

kind of a stupid question but has Ireland got less black people than other countries? I picture lots of angry very pale men beating each other up while not dropping their beers

Hahaha that sounds great

[theworm]

Hahaha that sounds great

They are like grab grass, they'll be there soon...

[Primemuscle]

Says the man who lives in the whitest city in America

Oops!

[Nether Animal]

Fat kid doing flat chest press with 40s throwing them down after each "set," having his friend spot him like he is repping the 200s. Get with the program!

[Never1AShow]

The pic taking is insane. I see it daily. I just stare at people while they do it. Escpecially if im in the background of said pic, as its rude as fuck. No i dont want to be in your picture asshole. Most of the time guys and girls do this without a second thought to who is watching them do it. They dont even care. Its like its normal behavior to them

Bring your camera phone a couple of times and whenever someone takes their picture, take their picture taking the picture.  I bet they stop.

[Bindare_Dundat]

The Bro talk in the locker room has me looking for my ear buds real quick...

Standing in front of the dumbell rack while doing a set.

Doing pull ups between a guys sets of squats or whatnot on the rack. Fuck off with that shit, plenty of places to do them, stay away from me as you disturb my bubble.

Asking me for a spot when I wear my cap low and have earbuds.

Guys (mostly hip hop assholes...) at one point were playing their music off their phones and that is such a fuck head thing to do, I was trying to see how I could step on or kick the device while making me look innocent, lol!

Bringing a towel but not using it on the machines.

Not putting back the weights.

Chicken leg morons walking around like they got 32 inch thighs. Bitch please...

checking the abs in the mirror between sets, especially if you're a twink.

Seriously, this is some fucked up bullshit homo nonsense that I'm encountering more often.

Whoever does this, please fucking kill yourselves.

I actually had a guy bring his laptop with speakers to the gym while watching a training video. Wtf?


Assholes that take like three pairs of dumbells and have them all around their bench while working on several other machines.  just fuck off already.

[Never1AShow]

Ahhh....the "used to be's".  I used to just roll my eyes when I was younger, and would get caught into their trap and be stuck there trying to play along and be polite.  I couldn't walk away, and be a dick cuz I worked there.  I realize now that I'm in my 40's and trying to get back into it, that everyone slips and starts to reminisce a bit.  The difference is that I catch myself doing it, and just say well I guess I need to get to my next set now and walk off ashamed of myself.  At least I take solace when someone I knew back when comes in that could vouch for me.  lol  This gettin older stuff is for the birds man!

P.S.-the only thing worse for footwear in the gym than flip-flops is those stupid ass toe shoes.  Man, those creep out for some reason!

I recall a fellow from my youth. He'd bring in yellowing photos of himself from decades ago of how he used to look.  I then and there vowed never to be that person.

[Nether Animal]

The game ain't over

the sun shinin'

... and it aint over

[The Ugly]

Seriously, this is some fucked up bullshit homo nonsense that I'm encountering more often.

Whoever does this, please fucking kill yourselves.

I actually had a guy bring his laptop with speakers to the gym while watching a training video. Wtf?


Assholes that take like three pairs of dumbells and have them all around their bench while working on several other machines.  just fuck off already.

That's some bullshit the gym should address. You don't impose your horrible musical taste on fellow members, I'd be forced to complain.

[jugheadjones]

These are some of the many reasons I have slowly built up enough equipment to train at home. At some point it just becomes too much. People say stay focused on your training and dont get distracted, but some of the stuff in gyms now is so ridiculous you cant help but be distracted.

[Darren Avey]

people actually wear sunglasses at the gym? wtf

 Yeh guess the race of 99% of those who do it.

[Ken Fresno]

Masturbating in the shower.

Not cool, bro.

[heenok]

People using like 10 pairs of dumbells at the same time.
The kunt would litteraly get all the dumbells from 6 to 14kg put them around his bench and do curls or lateral raises with drop sets   
I remember i picked up one dumbell off the floor and heard some kid curling saying "scuze me im using that !" OMG i was THIS close to split his skull with the damn dumbell
i just threw it at him

People using a bench to put his phone/bottle/towel on it but not actually using the bench to exercise.

Bro talk yeah OMG thank god for earbud