Author Topic: McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 4533 times)

pumpster · « **Reply #25 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:55:43 AM »

I was wondering who exactly is filling those seats on a regular basis.

Do you consider yourself white trash? Do you watch Springer, Spike TV or the Simpsons?

Do you consider yourself too discriminating for Wendy's, BK, Popeyes, etc.?

bRIZZAd · « **Reply #26 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:02:09 PM »

^ I prefer Wendy's on a 'regular' basis if I'm bulking. Chilli & Baked Potatoes available at least...

mar10s · « **Reply #27 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Grundle on March 04, 2006, 09:00:39 AM

McDonald's Breakfast = diarrhea and farts for a good day and half.

I hear that...anytime I eat at McD's..it takes no less than a few hours and i have the shits...BAD...

pumpster · « **Reply #28 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:07:49 PM »

More information than we needed.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #29 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:14:54 PM »

Quote from: mar10s on March 04, 2006, 12:04:03 PM

I hear that...anytime I eat at McD's..it takes no less than a few hours and i have the shits...BAD...

McD's tummies eaquals crappy bummies mayne but good lord its worth it on tha cheat days

Bast175 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:16:00 PM »

It's always a pleasant surprise when your food has human flesh in it. mmmm mmm

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #31 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:21:07 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on March 04, 2006, 11:55:43 AM

I was wondering who exactly is filling those seats on a regular basis.

The same people who shop at Wal Mart and attend WWE events.

240 is Back · « **Reply #32 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:24:03 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2006, 11:11:22 AM

As they're out feverishly combing the woods and neighborhoods of Lee County looking for "goatboy", I wonder how long it will take before one of them realizes the internet extends beyond southwestern Florida?

Don't matter to them! they'll kil one of you goatboys. They were headed over to the ol' pettin zoo, convinced you'd be there.

weedoutheweak · « **Reply #33 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:24:35 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2006, 12:21:07 PM

The same people who shop at Wal Mart and attend WWE events.

McDonald's owns a few other fast food chains I bet you eat at. Care to guess.

Adam Empire · « **Reply #34 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:25:39 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 04, 2006, 12:21:07 PM

The same people who shop at Wal Mart and attend WWE events.

Haha - Walmarters. The store is like a giant garage sale. I'm surprised that they don't write the prices on a piece of masking tape.
See you at Target.

Bluto · « **Reply #35 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:28:18 PM »

I won't go to Popeyes

pumpster · « **Reply #36 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:28:39 PM »

They should stop fooling around and build the McDonald's right inside the Walmart for one stop shop, pig-out & dump followed by more shopping. Only some of them have this.

As it is now, most of the time you have to walk or drive from the Walmart all the way across the parking lot to the McDonald's.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=57953.0

240 is Back · « **Reply #37 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:31:13 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on March 04, 2006, 12:28:39 PM

They should stop fooling around and start building the McDonald's right inside the Walmart for one stop shop, pig-out & dump. As it is now you have to rough it by walking through the parking lot to the McDonald's 20 yards away on the other side of the parking lot.

Oh, in south flo-ida, all the super walmarts have a McDonalds inside the store. That way, after filling your cart with perishables, you can sit down with the kids for a nice gourmet meal before continuing your trek through sporting goods, electronics, automative, and toys. Then, you can write your rubber check and make the city bus home.

pumpster · « **Reply #38 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:33:04 PM »

In-store restaurants are long overdue. Ikea's long used a much more tasteful version of same-after an initial bout of shopping, you buy their food & rest up for a second bout of shopping afterwards.

Bossa · « **Reply #39 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:33:26 PM »

I once ate 9 quarter pounders in one sitting

I also ate a 1 kilo burger plus fries and onion rings in under an hour

both times upset my bowels

Bast175 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:33:32 PM »

hey! i shop for all my clothes at walmart!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #41 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Bossa on March 04, 2006, 12:33:26 PM

I once ate 9 quarter pounders in one sitting
I also ate a 1 kilo burger plus fries and onion rings in under an hour
both times upset my bowels

mayne that is sum hard core shyte i salute you! you are a mayne amongs maynes!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #42 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:37:56 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on March 04, 2006, 12:33:32 PM

hey! i shop for all my clothes at walmart!

Really? When you're done watching Springer and buying your tickets for the next "Monster Truck Rally", tell me who your favorites are in "WWE SummerSlam XXXVIII" ?

pumpster · « **Reply #43 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:39:04 PM »

For sheer volume White Castle's "grease bombs" are hard to beat.

Bast175 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:39:23 PM »

I'm getting these for my birthday! YESSSS!

pumpster · « **Reply #45 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:41:48 PM »

I recommend Walmart's XXL track suit stretchables on the way to McDonald's.

CC3 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:50:43 PM »

Quote from: weedoutheweak on March 04, 2006, 12:24:35 PM

McDonald's owns a few other fast food chains I bet you eat at. Care to guess.

I know they own Chipotle. Not sure about any others...

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #47 on:** March 04, 2006, 12:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on March 04, 2006, 10:55:50 AM

All this McDonald's talk has got me salivating. I'm gonna head to my nearest Golden Arches now and order me up my usual:
2 Cheeseburgers
1 Filet O Fish
1 Chicken Selects
1 Large Fries
1 Large Coke
1 Hot Fudge Sundae
2 Hot Apple Pies
Mmmmmmm...
Then it's straight to the gym to do my workout:
10 Minutes Cleaning the Men's Room Toilet Rim
5 Minutes Squeezing Out Residue Turd
5 Seconds Dropping Liquid McDonald's from my Cornhole
7 Minutes Wiping Myself (includes cardio going to and from sink to wet tissue so as not to chafe my buns)
2 Minutes Visualizing Workout
1 Minute walking over to Dumbbells
15 Second Mad Dash (high intensity Cardio) back to Toilet for Second McDonald's ButtSurge
15 Minutes Spurtpooping and checking messages on Cellphone
5 Minutes sending Text Messages to Workout Partners cancelling workout
5 Minutes wiping up
3 Minutes walking back to vehicle
3 Minutes Driving Home
15 Second Sprint to Bathroom again
I realize this routine is mostly cardio with very little lifting, but I find that trying to lift the toilet seat while sitting on it is an excellent Isometric workout that really hits the traps, rear delts, biceps and forearms. Also, reaching around to do courtesy flushes is good stretching for the fascia of the lats and midsection.
Special "Personal Trainer to the Stars" Ed

ed um you left out the blackberry

jaejonna · « **Reply #48 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:19:11 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 04, 2006, 08:07:31 AM

has anyone had the steak,egg and cheese bagel from Mickey D's? i had a couple of bites of one and they are fucking awesome.

I wonder if they still have that dave..

240 is Back · « **Reply #49 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:42:08 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 04, 2006, 08:14:47 AM

i love McD breakfasts. Those are the only thing on their menu that really tore my stomach up. Pretty greasy. They were delicious though. I'll stick with the McGriddles during my once a week cheats.

2 years later and you're still a fatass, Rob