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First time you ate the box
« on: October 15, 2015, 04:33:13 AM »
What was it like?? Your age? Methods? Was it awkward what did the girl look like? I'm all ears

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2015, 04:55:47 AM »
Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2015, 05:00:07 AM »
I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15. Lost my virginity to her. It was an amazing time of my life. I use to eat her pussy all the time. She had some hair down there. It wasn't popular to shave yet. She weighs about 300 pounds now after she shit out a couple kids.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2015, 05:00:25 AM »
Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.


The directly followed by a trip to the bathroom...

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2015, 05:02:55 AM »
I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15. Lost my virginity to her. It was an amazing time of my life. I use to eat her pussy all the time. She had some hair down there. It wasn't popular to shave yet. She weighs about 300 pounds now after she shit out a couple kids.

Jesus you got the job done at an early age...I thought i was ahead of the pack for eating my first box at 17 but i guess not...Congratz on 1000 post btw

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2015, 05:12:47 AM »
Jesus you got the job done at an early age...I thought i was ahead of the pack for eating my first box at 17 but i guess not...Congratz on 1000 post btw

Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school. I grew up fast, at that age we were experimenting with weed and booze. Pussy was the best part of it. When I look back I can't believe her parents use to let us go up in her room together alone. Her dad must of wanted to kill me. My dad use to get pissed at me for spending so much time with her. He would pick me late at night from her house in would be high with the smell of pussy all over me. God it was awesome.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2015, 05:16:17 AM »
It was so wretched and nasty I had to run outside and blow chunks. And Chunks was her dog's name.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2015, 05:20:42 AM »
LMAO^

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2015, 05:23:18 AM »
I remember thinking "wtf did I get myself into..."

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2015, 05:25:04 AM »
Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school. I grew up fast, at that age we were experimenting with weed and booze. Pussy was the best part of it. When I look back I can't believe her parents use to let us go up in her room together alone. Her dad must of wanted to kill me. My dad use to get pissed at me for spending so much time with her. He would pick me late at night from her house in would be high with the smell of pussy all over me. God it was awesome.

lol that's pretty badass i'm sure you don't forget those butterflies...Got you all ready with some slaying experience and hopefully you went after senior hoes after you were done with that broad

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2015, 05:34:07 AM »
I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15.

Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school.

Maybe if you ate less pussy and paid attention in school it wouldn't have taken 3 tries to complete 8th grade.
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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2015, 05:35:02 AM »
lol that's pretty badass i'm sure you don't forget those butterflies...Got you all ready with some slaying experience and hopefully you went after senior hoes after you were done with that broad

I probably had sex with around 8-10 girls throughout high school I gained a lot of experience quickly. I went to a little college out in the middle of nowhere. I have an interesting look. I slept with so many different girls in college. I had two girl on the volleyball team eating each others pussy in my dorm room.

I'm 31 now. I've slept with dozens of woman. I settled down around 8 months ago. I work full time I go church with my wife on the weekends we work out together. It's funny how life changes.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2015, 05:36:00 AM »
Maybe if you ate less pussy and paid attention in school it wouldn't have taken 3 tries to complete 8th grade.

Haha whatever age kids are in that grade. I was never held back.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2015, 05:36:54 AM »
Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so.  Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it.  Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this."  Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load  ;D) things were never the same.  I love eating pussy.

I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies.  I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2015, 05:38:04 AM »
What was it like?? Your age? Methods?
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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2015, 05:40:10 AM »
Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so.  Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it.  Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this."  Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load  ;D) things were never the same.  I love eating pussy.

I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies.  I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.
Thanks. Just rubbed one out to that story.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2015, 05:41:17 AM »
Haha whatever age kids are in that grade. I was never held back.

To your point about the parent s- I had the same thing - when my girlfriend was 16, and I was 17, her parents let me sleep over all the time.  Not in the same room, but that really didn't prevent anything after they were asleep.
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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2015, 05:49:32 AM »
To your point about the parent s- I had the same thing - when my girlfriend was 16, and I was 17, her parents let me sleep over all the time.  Not in the same room, but that really didn't prevent anything after they were asleep.

Then they wonder why their little whore daughters get knocked up at such a young age. That girlfriend I had ended up getting pregnant senior year. She put so much weight on it was crazy. She was one of those chicks who have big tits and a fat ass before anyone else. They peak when they are 14 and its all down hill from then on.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2015, 05:53:30 AM »
Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so.  Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it.  Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this."  Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load  ;D) things were never the same.  I love eating pussy.

I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies.  I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.

lol it's okay man you get props for being man enough to tell the story and not fabricate the age. 20 really isn't that old either so you are not in a  bad place

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2015, 05:55:29 AM »
What was it like?? Your age? Methods? Was it awkward what did the girl look like? I'm all ears


I was 17,drunk as hell and this chick was visiting a girl i know and she was from california.she was smoking blonde.I puked all over her puss due to being so drunk.That spread around so fast it was pretty hilarious.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2015, 05:58:26 AM »
for those of you who dont know make a u with your finger and go in and up inside the girl. It never fails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2015, 06:50:43 AM »
The first time?  I didn't have any methods.  Just licked it like a dog would like a salt stick, hahaha.  I barely rubbed her vag with the tip of my tongue.  These days I bury my face as far deep as it'll go in there.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2015, 07:00:34 AM »
The first time?  I didn't have any methods.  Just licked it like a dog would like a salt stick, hahaha.  I barely rubbed her vag with the tip of my tongue.  These days I bury my face as far deep as it'll go in there.


Jesus this is what we call "the slobber method" lmao....Glad you've become a seasoned veteran...When these 18 and 19 year olds first step in the gym and want to use gear and know nothing about it....I feel inclined to just let them when they don't know what they're doing....This way their dicks won't work and we can take their women ;) but having said that i'll usually advise them the best i can...

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2015, 07:02:57 AM »
It was a woman I always wanted who went to the same gym, she had a marilyn monroe's body. When I first got the balls to go talk to her we talked for an hour. I made it clear I want that ass. But when I went to her place the next day for the first time I was super nervous and I wasn't excited at all but I ate her... it was disgusting. But we were together for a year after that :D

Now that I'm older and know my shit I can't get laid to save my life. I did go to solarium all the time back in the day, now days I'm white as fuck.

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Re: First time you ate the box
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2015, 07:11:04 AM »
I was 16 and it was considered taboo(cuz real men don't do that shit 'round here ::) ::) ).
I wasn't planning on doing it, but I got a little carried away kissing...next thing you know I'm nose deep in the cooterbox with no skill or form.