What?? I started this thread looking for advice. Get with the fucking program. If I thought i knew everything why the fuck would I ask for advise??
You started this thread with a lie to brag because you're an insecure individual, nothing more.
However, since you're truly a neanderthal of the highest order, you failed, as you always do, in every thread that you start.
I'm still shocked that a brave big manlike yourself would call the cops about a thread on a silly BB message board. Is that how all the tough guy Republicans act over there?

For future 'brag' threads, may I suggest a few topics?
1. I reached the top shelf of the cupboard all by myself today.
2. I walked into the bathroom by mistake & my son has a 21" penis.
3. I no longer have to wear a bib when I eat at family dinners.