Memorable sex experiences

[TheShape.]

Rohypnol wear off?

Haha no me and my gf at the time were in my room and I didn't expect any home for quite awhile, I heard them come in and I shut the door as soon as possible, then I escorted her out very akwardly.

[DroppingPlates]

Her bed base broke all of a sudden. I was able to fix it, while she was lolling about it. Needles to say that it was game over that night

[FitnessFrenzy]

I remember one time when I was seeing this foreign university student. Quite naughty and perverted and with perky little tits. She shared an apartment with another girl and my girlfriend's room only had a kind of cloth hanging down to block the entrance instads of a door. One time I was fucking her and her room mate suddenly came out from her room and went into the kitchen. She was literally just outside the cloth.

Obviously, I stopped fucking my girl, but I was still inside her, and I kind of resisted to giggle, but I giggled somewhat and she did too. Deep down you just wish that the room mate would come in and join the fun, but realistically I knew it was not going to happen. I remember the situation ending in good ways, so she must have gone back to the room, as I continued to fill her vagina with my man juice.

[Yamcha]

Got head once at a National Park.
Hikers were all around.
We were literally 5 ft off the path.
If she wasn't on her period, I'd have been balls deep

[FitnessFrenzy]

I've been busted with that when i was younger too. I remember when i also helped out my girlfriends parents when their washing machine was fucked and managed to humiliate myself by sticking my hand up the pump filter to clear the blockage, and pulled out a fully unravelled condom that i'd used on their daughter earlier in the week lol. We were all standing there in the kitchen, unsure what to say or do, and me clutching a used condom just looking at them both in shock.

holy fuck that made me lol. You should have said: "At least I did not enter her anus" 

[phreak]

Her bed base broke all of a sudden. I was able to fix it, while she was lolling about it. Needles to say that it was game over that night

Which one of you was the fatty?

[DroppingPlates]

Which one of you was the fatty?

None of us.. She was a 110 pound Asian cutie, I was almost the double

[ritch]

Disclaimer: I'm into BDSM. So yes, prior consent was given. Sort of.

Had to laugh early this year when I hurt a sloot's nipples and tits so hard that she pissed herself in pain, all over the comfy hotel chair. Yes, made her clean it up while taunting her.

Many (15?) years ago I was banging this one sloot on and off, but she was getting clingy and I repeatedly told her not to be. She started acting like we were in a relationship, being very jealous of another girl that I hadn't even fucked! So the last time I had her over I put her flat on her stomach to pump her rear, put a printout of that other girl's picture* in front of her, pulled her head back so she would have to look at it, and I kept saying the other girl's name with each stroke. That's something that even I feel a bit bad about in retrospect. The crying got me hard at the time, though.


* It was on normal paper, so it was in a plastic sheet to keep it erect. There's sexual innuendo there, I'm sure.

I hope she remembers this, finds you and charges you for rape you low life fuckin' ASSHOLE.

[phreak]

I hope she remembers this, finds you and charges you for rape you low life fuckin' ASSHOLE.

Hey, the sex was her idea. The photo wasn't. And yes, I was fucking asshole, I specifically mentioned that.

[FitnessFrenzy]

None of us.. She was a 110 pound Asian cutie, I was almost the double

DroppingPlatesLoads 

[NelsonMuntz]

I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster

I think he is posting it as it happens, we might not be hearing from him for a bit. Sure hope this wont be another airbnb disaster

Go on...................

LOL,

anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.

no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.

that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that

[FitnessFrenzy]

LOL,

anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.

no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.

that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that

beautifully constructed sentence. (no homo). I sense that you have a post-Shizzo degree? (highschool + )

[phreak]

that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that

I bet! Still, try everything once, right?

[NelsonMuntz]

beautifully constructed sentence. (no homo). I sense that you have a post-Shizzo degree? (highschool + )

LOL

was kicked out of college when I was 20, going back in January at age 46, thanks I think lol

[DroppingPlates]

DroppingPlatesLoads 

Back then I wasn't active on this board, else I would have made a picture

[FitnessFrenzy]

LOL

was kicked out of college when I was 20, going back in January at age 46, thanks I think lol

don't worry. Getbig has probably given you a lot of knowledge that you can apply in academia.

[Kwon_2]

It was a late Saturday night when I ran into Mars' mom......

go on

[andreisdaman]

Was banging a really boring chick one night and she was the type that has a bunch of dogs....and whenever I would sleep with her, the dogs would be in the bed with us which I absolutely hated.....so i'm banging her one night and she was a boring fuck...but one of the dogs comes up behind me and starts licking my ass and balls......I keep trying to shoo her away (at least it was a female dog )...but the dog kept coming back and rimming me....needless to say I enjoyed the dog better than the girl

[BIG ACH]

Go on...................

[Donny]

DroppingPlatesLoads 

likes a load...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Was banging a really boring chick one night and she was the type that has a bunch of dogs....and whenever I would sleep with her, the dogs would be in the bed with us which I absolutely hated.....so i'm banging her one night and she was a boring fuck...but one of the dogs comes up behind me and starts licking my ass and balls......I keep trying to shoo her away (at least it was a female dog )...but the dog kept coming back and rimming me....needless to say I enjoyed the dog better than the girl

what did the woman say to this?

[muscularny]

LOL,

anyways I was lying on my stomach when she came back in the room and when I saw her wearing that thing I flip over pretty quick.

no she did not get to use it on me but I tell you I was more concerned about where it had been before me and if had been at least washed before she considered even doing that to me, says alot about her more in my opinion. Can't fault her for being a freak.

that all being said, I was apprehensive about falling asleep post coitus after all that

lying on your stomach? Why would you do that?

[andreisdaman]

she laughed it off but still wouldn't lock up the dogs at night....that was the last weekend I ever spent with her..she's one of those dog lover types where her dogs are more important than people

[NelsonMuntz]

lying on your stomach? Why would you do that?

I rolled over on it when she first left the room and grabbed the pillow, not flat on my stomach but between flat and side curled

[da_vinci]

Left a full condom at my parents bathroom when I was about 18. Mother just said "Maybe you should clean after yourself, mh?". I realized what's up when went to the bathroom. Was fukkin awkward at that time.
 2.Was chilliing at my gfs house, her parents left for some grocery. I started sexy time, she was like "They will come back soon, let's wait for the night.", I said "Naah, we will hear the car.". Guess what. I'm smashing that pussay with a power of ISIS suicide bomber exploding, she's moaning like crazy and suddenly we hear her mother saying her name behind the room door.  I was 20, she 18 at that time. Even more fukkin awkward situation.

EDIT: One more (good). Got sucked my dick at one of the teachers table by my gf of that period (we were supposed to clean the class for some reason or some shit) at high school.