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gym**rat

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2015, 09:52:39 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on December 14, 2015, 09:33:46 AM
How's he gonna learn a lesson that way?

I guess he can pour a shitload of super glue in it, shake it up and see if it holds for another week or 2.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2015, 09:56:15 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on December 14, 2015, 09:52:39 AM
I guess he can pour a shitload of super glue in it, shake it up and see if it holds for another week or 2.


That would probably void the warranty.

How many people here tried telling him it was lame-brained to think a $30 shaker shook any better than a freebie? Some people just have to learn shit the hard way, LOL!
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2015, 10:19:45 AM »
Maybe you weren't using the proper shaker ball? The fucking shaker ball is idiotic.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2015, 10:21:18 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on December 14, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
Maybe you weren't using the proper shaker ball? The fucking shaker ball is idiotic.
Would love to shake your balls. (No homo)
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2015, 10:23:01 AM »
 ;D  Tis the season my friend.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2015, 10:25:36 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on December 14, 2015, 10:23:01 AM
;D  Tis the season my friend.

Indeed. I plan on showing Princess L my Mistletoe belt buckle. You can't go against tradition.

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2015, 10:26:33 AM »
 :D  Ah yes, the old fashion traditions. Nothing better.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2015, 01:02:01 PM »
What did you expect, an eternal shaker? You got a few solid weeks outta her, best $30 you ever spent.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2015, 02:14:11 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 01:02:01 PM
What did you expect, an eternal shaker? You got a few solid weeks outta her, best $30 you ever spent.
We talking about hookers or a protein container?
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2015, 02:52:27 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on December 14, 2015, 02:41:24 PM
can amount to the same thing depending on the discharge
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2015, 02:56:04 PM »
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2015, 02:57:06 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on December 14, 2015, 02:56:04 PM
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional

It will break in a few weeks.
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on December 14, 2015, 02:57:06 PM
It will break in a few weeks.

Cock loving troll.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2015, 03:07:13 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on December 14, 2015, 09:56:15 AM
That would probably void the warranty.

How many people here tried telling him it was lame-brained to think a $30 shaker shook any better than a freebie? Some people just have to learn shit the hard way, LOL!

Gene takes his protein shakes seriously.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2015, 03:08:08 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on December 14, 2015, 02:56:04 PM
A replacement shaker is on the way
Umoro is top notch customer service
Very professional

Gene, did you choose the same color or are ya gonna try your luck with a different color?
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2015, 03:15:52 PM »
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King Shizzo

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2015, 04:20:09 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on December 14, 2015, 04:18:31 PM
quiet so
Blatant porn is not allowed on the G&O.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2015, 04:22:21 PM »
Quote from: tom joad on December 14, 2015, 03:08:08 PM
Gene, did you choose the same color or are ya gonna try your luck with a different color?
a lot of the colors are sold out
I'm trying a diff color
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2015, 04:33:04 PM »
Buy a steel shaker
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2015, 05:44:08 PM »
Gene has come a long way from the days of dirty sheets with holes to now sporting $70 T-shirts and carrying $30 shaker bottles.
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King Shizzo

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2015, 05:45:51 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on December 14, 2015, 05:44:08 PM
Gene has come a long way from the days of dirty sheets with holes to now sporting $70 T-shirts and carrying $30 shaker bottles.
Is that what attracts women, Princess?
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2015, 05:55:50 PM »
Yes, push for a replacement of shit because the first piece of shit shit the bed.

Makes sense.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2015, 06:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 02:14:11 PM
We talking about hookers or a protein container?

That custom nonsense UPS kept fucking up, right? Beyond hilarious it somehow took a shit already - how is this even possible? No offense to its dissatisfied owner, but anyone paying that much for a fucking sippy cup sorta deserves a relatively uncomfortable raw sodomizing.

Am I wrong?
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King Shizzo

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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2015, 06:07:44 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on December 14, 2015, 06:03:44 PM
That custom nonsense UPS kept fucking up, right? Beyond hilarious it somehow took a shit already - how is this even possible? No offense to its dissatisfied owner, but anyone paying that much for a fucking sippy cup sorta deserves a relatively uncomfortable raw sodomizing.

Am I wrong?

Agreed. We have all come to the conclusion that Gene is slow.
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Re: My Umoro Shaker Is Falling Apart
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2015, 06:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on December 14, 2015, 06:07:44 PM
Agreed. We have all come to the conclusion that Gene is slow.

How does everyone know his name's Gene? Is he pictured here somewhere? And are we talking about a helmet-wearing man who doesn't play sports?

No offense to the guy (except the offensive stuff I already typed), but what's the story here?
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