Just curious, what sport did you play in which you and your teammates shoved wooden sticks up each other's asses on a regular basis?
What a closet case you are 
"Only gays play sports so I avoid them and stick to baking jizz filed pastries of peace" -adam
He frequents Jezebel.com, too.
He's like the ocean - you don't want to turn your back to him for too long.
