Your envy runs deep. I understand your frustrations, I once too struggled when I was getting my MBA. You will get there just apply yourself a little harder.
I have an MBA.
From a real school - not the laughable Canadian education system.
Compared to my other degrees, it was the equivalent of 7th grade math and a bunch of jargon.
So I'd imagine you struggled taking those 2-3 business classes at Carleton University.
Playa!