Author Topic: unreal/To Derek Anthony (Read 131411 times)

Dingleberry · « **Reply #550 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:18:32 PM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on April 13, 2006, 02:13:21 PM

now we all have dick on our computer history, temporary files, cookies, etc. Windows finds a way to tuck and hide this shit forever. Then you get people over using your computer - some idiot discovers it and your labeled a fag.

Just tell them there's nothing explicit about a huge picture of a cock on your screen. After all, it's just a body part. They'll take your side, trust me.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #551 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:20:07 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 13, 2006, 02:16:43 PM

It wouldn't be an excuse, it would be the truth. Your years of dishonesty have made it difficult for you to tell what the truth is.

hahaha, actually not too bad.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #552 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:21:42 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 13, 2006, 02:20:07 PM

hahaha, actually not too bad.

How close would Derek have to stick his penis to your face before autopilot took over and you sucked it?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #553 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:24:43 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 13, 2006, 02:21:42 PM

How close would Derek have to stick his penis to your face before autopilot took over and you sucked it?

Now, now Lucius YOU are the one who is on alexxx's nutsack 24/7, so if he would let you, you know you would let Derek give you a mayo face.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #554 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:28:01 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 13, 2006, 02:24:43 PM

Now, now Lucius YOU are the one who is on alexxx's nutsack 24/7, so if he would let you, you know you would let Derek give you a mayo face.

I support Alexxx because he is a hungry young bodybuilder with massive potential.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #555 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:29:15 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 13, 2006, 02:28:01 PM

I support Alexxx because he is a hungry young bodybuilder with massive potential.

Gayest post ever.

analcandy · « **Reply #556 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:30:29 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 13, 2006, 02:28:01 PM

I support Alexxx because he is a hungry young bodybuilder with massive potential.

looks like you re hungry too and that you want some meat , dont you homo?

buffalo · « **Reply #557 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:53:07 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 13, 2006, 01:58:04 PM

So if some guy walked up to your wife/gf, pulled out his meat and tapped her on the shoulder with it, you wouldn't have a problem? Afterall, if it was a hand, you wouldn't care, right?

CLASSIC!!!!!!

buffalo · « **Reply #558 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:54:37 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 13, 2006, 02:21:42 PM

How close would Derek have to stick his penis to your face before autopilot took over and you sucked it?

Or blew it off with a shotgun, ya mean?

analcandy · « **Reply #559 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:59:58 PM »

hey, does anyone want to know personal adress and informations about robert ziruolo? just asking.

spotter · « **Reply #560 on:** April 13, 2006, 06:12:32 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 13, 2006, 12:44:43 PM

what is sexually explicite about derek anthony posing with a wig on naked before a camera man

Wig combined with hair in a can !!! lol

arce377 · « **Reply #561 on:** April 13, 2006, 07:54:31 PM »

Derek wears a suede wig with a leather chin strap! HUGE GH GUT TOO!

LuciusFox · « **Reply #562 on:** April 13, 2006, 09:18:07 PM »

Quote from: buffalo on April 13, 2006, 02:54:37 PM

Or blew it off with a shotgun, ya mean?

That would be vicious

...I think he'd settle for a handjob, that wouldn't be too much effort

buffalo · « **Reply #563 on:** April 14, 2006, 09:46:13 AM »

Well see...there you have it. I had my solution and you have yours. Like I said...Give Derika a call and let him know how ya feel!

LuciusFox · « **Reply #564 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:44:17 AM »

Quote from: buffalo on April 14, 2006, 09:46:13 AM

Well see...there you have it. I had my solution and you have yours. Like I said...Give Derika a call and let him know how ya feel!

Whoa now, I'm not saying I would give him a handjob $:-\$ I'd probably be forced to headbutt his dick to get it away from me.

buffalo · « **Reply #565 on:** April 14, 2006, 01:53:50 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 14, 2006, 11:44:17 AM

Whoa now, I'm not saying I would give him a handjob $:-\$ I'd probably be forced to headbutt his dick to get it away from me.

Oh okay..if that's your solution...just be sure to keep your mouth shut when you "headbutt" him.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #566 on:** April 14, 2006, 01:56:17 PM »

Quote from: buffalo on April 14, 2006, 01:53:50 PM

Oh okay..if that's your solution...just be sure to keep your mouth shut when you "headbutt" him.

Will do

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #567 on:** April 14, 2006, 05:35:32 PM »

its funny what you can find on google when you search for the words "derek anthony" and "gay" - i wish i hadn't, to be honest . . .

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6970406&style=ice&cart=329766702&BAB=M

gibberj2 · « **Reply #568 on:** April 14, 2006, 07:32:14 PM »

that is SO homatic

bic_staedtler · « **Reply #569 on:** April 14, 2006, 07:55:18 PM »

Ah, nothing spells SUCK-cess as a homoerotic DVD, big D!

As a matter of fact, your faux wood panelled walls in your Gay Uncle's basement (aka "The Place Where Homo Creamy Dreams Are Made Of) which you call home says it all.

You're such a queer even the queers go, "He's a queer!".

Man, who knew bashing a balding, synthol full, homo homo with a gut respective of his self esteem was so much good ol' American Fun?

WOOO HOOOO!

LuciusFox · « **Reply #570 on:** April 14, 2006, 07:57:15 PM »

Quote from: bic_staedtler on April 14, 2006, 07:55:18 PM

Ah, nothing spells SUCK-cess as a homoerotic DVD, big D!

As a matter of fact, your faux wood panelled walls in your Gay Uncle's basement (aka "The Place Where Homo Creamy Dreams Are Made Of) which you call home says it all.

You're such a queer even the queers go, "He's a queer!".

Man, who knew bashing a balding, synthol full, homo homo with a gut respective of his self esteem was so much good ol' American Fun?

WOOO HOOOO!

I can't decide whether it is better or worse to be him, or a "fat and proud" person.

LyricTenor · « **Reply #571 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:01:18 PM »

Too depressed to post here

240 is Back · « **Reply #572 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:04:50 PM »

I'd rather become blood brothers with XKOL than ride in that sticky seatted Hummer

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #573 on:** April 15, 2006, 02:16:42 AM »

wow somebody must have been threatened alot to edit my entire post and think i wouldnt notice

buffalo · « **Reply #574 on:** April 15, 2006, 08:43:10 AM »

Was Derek so stupid that he thought this disgusting Gay shit wouldn't get out? Like we would just be in awe of him (for some reason that has yet to become clear) and take his word for everything as if he's an authority or PRO???

With that last set of pics with Derek onstage with the guy in the leather mask...I actually feel sorry for him.

He is much more pathetic than I even thought.