Watch what you say, Nicole...
...because if you go to the NY PRO...DA will start a cat-fight with you and try to pull your hair and steal your man.
Just lookin out for you thats all...
I'm skeered. Can't ya tell.
Remember when he was talkin' smack like "when I see you at the show I'm gonna kick your ass". And my next thought was, 'what makes you think I'm even going?' He said it like it's a no brainer and that's just the thing to do that particular weekend.
WTF do I care? Alternatively, and specific to me, non-tested shows just aren't my style. I don't support them. That's just me.
As far as stealing my man, I don't even know where to start with that. I just have this vision of Derek walking towards me, me doing a quick side-step and he plows right into the brick wall that is my boyfriend. Then all you see if DA gettin' knocked off his feet, his cranium cracking against the tile floor, and his greazy ass sliding 8 feet across the lobby from all the synthol exploding out of his carcuss. Or something like that.....
I also imagine him walking up all tough lookin'...well at least as tough as a flamer can look, ya know, how they walk like they've got a broomstick up their ass....in DA's case that might be literally up his ass....but then he opens his mouth to talk trash and his voice has that whiney homo lisp and he cocks his head back and forth putting one hand on his hip and the other hand pointing his finger in the air like one of those 5 dollah ghetto hookers on the Jenny Jones Show.
LOL!!! Ah shit....too funny....see it's not about hatin' him. This whole thing is just so damn funny it's better than South Park. You can't hate someone who is just so handicapped with stupidity he can't help himself. He's like Corky....but the gay for pay version of Corky. (Gawd that's mean)
