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[Army of One]

Just a couple of bros cooling off after a long night of pumping iron in the trenches. Soon, they'll prep each other a refreshing protein shake straight from the tap.

"1"

Would you have sex with Melvin if you were single?

[el numero uno]

Would you have sex with Melvin if you were single?

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Melvin:

Say there was a hot naked gay guy, with a raging hard, looking for someone to get him off.

Who do you think would give the better blow job - you or Shizzo?

[HTexan]

Knowing how Vince BS about pretty much everything it's fair to say that maybe he's not even gay but he was starving and he had to be a bottom for some Moe's Grill leftovers. :/

melvin is the type of homosexual that thinks everyone is gay and wants him. He is also the type of homosexual that thinks he is an alpha top but is really a slutty bottom bitch.

[Kwon_2]

Melvin

Why aren't you with other colored blokes?

Have you ever been with one? Why the preference for Vissies et al.

Is it the contrast of the skin? Are you trying to do a political statement in the sack?

Do you listen to this song during the Gay Rump Romps?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Melvin

Why aren't you with other colored blokes?

Have you ever been with one? Why the preference for Vissies et al.

Is it the contast of the skin? Are you trying to do a political statement in the sack?

Do you listen to this song during the Gay Rump Romps?

it is a matter of sexually dominating the white race since they mock him on Getbig! 

[Kwon_2]

it is a matter of sexually dominating the white race since they mock him on Getbig! 

I figured as much! 

[OneMoreRep]

Would you have sex with Melvin if you were single?

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

[Walter Sobchak]

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

A very polite way of saying "no fucking way am I even considering touching that fat, Down's Syndrome tootsie roll".

[Fortress]

Even a respectable gay dude has to have standards.

Vince looks like woodchuck shit.

[TuHolmes]

it is a matter of sexually dominating the white race since they mock him on Getbig! 

He's just trying to do to the white man, what the white man has done to the black man for 400 years.


Fuck 'em.

[FitnessFrenzy]

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

but what about Goodrum's 8 inches of black kielbasa? Surely, you could put a brown paper bag over his head!

[HTexan]

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

if you had to fuck one person, would you fuck melvin or vissy?

[el numero uno]

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

In getbig lingo that's a "he looks like shit, hope this helps".

[Yamcha]

[Billy Guns]

Ok folks:


I had just left Planet Fitness (yes I work out there, its cheap) and decided to pick up some grub before I went home so I went to Moe's Southwest Grill.  When I walked in it was crowded but over in the corner was this white guy that I slept with the previous week.  To my astonishment, he was sitting with what I presumed to be his wife and 4 screaming little kids.  He looked over and somewhat cringed a bit and for good reason.  I have a general policy to where I don't mess with married guys as I've had some issues with that and he clearly lied.  It was a sobering moment to think that while he was telling his wife that he loved her, that he also loved 8 inches of my black kielbasa pounding his ass for a good 30 minutes and shooting all over his mouth (he wanted it). 


Anyway, I got distracted and the worker asked me what I wanted to order.  I took a deep breath and loudly announced that I wanted a HOMEWRECKER!!  The guy simply just shook his head and put it down on the table while his wife was asking if he had a headache.....


I rule.     

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

[Kwon_2]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

Good to see Billy Tankguns back again!

Melvin Goodrums rival back in the day!

[Army of One]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

Billy bringing the pain!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

if he did say that homewrecker comment, it was distasteful as hell. But like Basile says: "Goodrum knows every scam in the book". Also, Goodrum is not exactly known as a classy individual, which the situation also shows where DA spit in his face.

[OneMoreRep]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

Shots fired by Mr. Guns.

Mr. Goodrum, what's your rebuttal sir?

"1"

[Skeletor]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid 

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...

Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL 

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

Brutal!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

No.

I like a certain look in men and while Melvin looks completely normal, it's just not my preference.

"1"

Same here with you but if I'm in the area, I'll grab a beer with ya.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Cool Story Bruh tell it again??


Ok so one what took place before Moe's who cares if you were at the gym you are a fat mess nothing to BRAG about somethings better left unsaid  

Two if you really did not wanna bang married dudes you would 1 look at ring finger for signs of tan line of removed ring. 2 look them up on social media and 3 use google...



Finally you yelling out without having facts "HOMEWRECKER" just made you look like a FAT FOOL ordering a Burrito that would make you shit the size of the grand canyon when you get home......For all you know it was a sister and her kids since you didn't look for a ring on his finger or go over like an adult and say hello and let him introduce who they were.....

Next time you shoot before you aim maybe you might want to size up your target PAL  

Until then keep on pounding out that Gay Ass and chasing your get Rich Quick but Poor Quicker schemes

Number One:  You of all people should know what "DTF" means especially hanging around Palumbo and Derek Anthony.  So other than making sure I have my Jimmy Hat on,  I'm not going to be running background checks and doing investigations like its an episode of Law & Order....

Number Two:  When your kids are screaming "daddy, daddy, daddy!!" loudly in a place then it doesn't take a genius to figure out that those are his kids.....unlike you who moved to North Carolina to take care of SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS.

Number Three:  Homewreckers at Moe's are awesome...I love piling them up with vegetables

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Shots fired by Mr. Guns.

Mr. Goodrum, what's your rebuttal sir?

"1"

I'm really not sure what crawled up William's ass as the last time we chatted everything was cool.  Perhaps its something menstrual.   I'm in a great place right now and very blessed so honestly I don't really care

[_aj_]

I'm really not sure what crawled up William's ass as the last time we chatted everything was cool.  Perhaps its something menstrual.   I'm in a great place right now and very blessed so honestly I don't really care

Blessed? You just said that your cock was up some married dude's ass. "Blessed" isn't what comes to mind.