Farnsworth isn't short, he's TINY!
I agree that Farnsworth is not short at all! He's dwarfish; petite, slight; diminutive, little, pint-sized, bantam, bitty, dinky, miniature, minimized, minute, puny, teeny, teeny-weeny, tiny, undersized, wee; dumpy, flat, scrubby, squat, squatty, stubby, stumpy, stunted or condensed but NEVER short! When will you people learn?
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