Why I left getbig

[keanu]

You are too self absorbed to ever make true friends in any capacity Howard. There is no room for anyone else.

[Howard]

More importantly, when the fuck are you leaving for good?

My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight ( ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

[njflex]

My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight ( ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

after I read this and yes I did  ,what popped into my head was the theme from the 'odd couple'

[Walter Sobchak]

My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight ( ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

Your boyfriend has Peyronie's disease and you should choke on that warped dick.

Die you unfunny kunt

[Waller]

My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight ( ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

But even after all of that, do you think you'll ever compete again?

[Howard]

But even after all of that, do you think you'll ever compete again?

Considering my current age/condition ...THAT, would be quite a resurrection .


I saw a star, reached for it...and missed.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Gayer than looking for new friends when you're over the age of 40

[Bevo]

No one cares. Go away.

Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum 

[Mr.1derful]

My soon to be posted obituary :
Howard , age 59, was found dead today in his small , 1BR apt home in Colorado.
Cause of death appears to be from lack of interest in life.
A sad, semi-likeable man could never gain friends or keep a wife.

Howard was a regular (*but rarely read )poster on getbig.com
He toiled for 35 years in a drill bit factory and became 3rd shift foreman .
Howard competed in many obscure bodybuilding contests.
He remains the only judge to be anally assaulted in the contest venue bathroom.

All eight ( ex-wives have agreed to avoid attending his funeral.
It seems he will be ignored in death as he was in life.

Still as unfunny as ever.

[SF1900]

Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum 

Its quite sad 

[NelsonMuntz]

hmmm

[oldtimer1]

Yep

50 plus year old man telling everyone why he left a bbing forum 

It would be sadder if a 30 year old did it typing from a room in his mother's house with a crappy job and no future. At the very least at Howard has a good job and retirement to look forward to. He has a nice house but his present wife will get it in the divorce. 

[illuminati]

Now you have returned to Getbig Pls stay.
1, it will clearly annoy quite a few.
2, I can think of a good few others I'd prefer to see leave.
 

[Sokolsky]

Hey Howard,
Wanna be friends? We can go train together, maybe grab some food, maybe go see a movie?

[Howard]

i've always wondered howard's position on drug use in bodybuilding.   I guess we'll never find this out

I'll take this secret to the grave bucko.

[Howard]

Hey Howard,
Wanna be friends? We can go train together, maybe grab some food, maybe go see a movie?

Does this offer include soaping each other down with an AXE brand body wash and sponge?

[Sokolsky]

Does this offer include soaping each other down with an AXE brand body wash and sponge?

Only in the presence of scented candles and Opeth - Hex Omega playing in the background.

[falco]

Hey howie, we don't have alimony here in Portugal. How much do you pay for your eight exes?

[Howard]

Hey howie, we don't have alimony here in Portugal. How much do you pay for your eight exes?

Less then 9 ex's?

[Howard]

Only in the presence of scented candles and Opeth - Hex Omega playing in the background.

Now , it's a getbig party!
Aaaaah, the sensual aroma of morning butt musk

[DroppingPlates]

In over a decade on getbig, I made zero friends.

I'm more popular with my 8 ex-wives .
Thus, I got divorced from getbig.

Hope this helps...it's only gay if you want it to be.

You're almost as annoying as Dr Dutch, so I hope that both of you leave for good

[Howard]

You're almost as annoying as Dr Dutch, so I hope that both of you leave for good

LOL... after all my divorces someone thinks being told to leave would upset me? wow.

[DroppingPlates]

LOL... after all my divorces someone thinks being told to leave would upset me? wow.

Guess you still haven't learned a damn thing about yourself after all those divorces

[240 is Back]

Howard, you've never mentioned it.... 

But have you ever considered a comeback to the bodybuilding stage?  Maybe do one more show?

[Donny]

Guess you haven't learned a damn thing about yourself from all those divorses

says a Guy who talks about 12 year old Girls and Boys...