Its not the way it works out in the South. You mind your own business and you're fine
Are you fucking serious?

I have neighbors and they are always asking me some shit.
1) doug, what did you do last night?
2) where'd you go last night?
3) you came home drunk the other night didn't you?
4) damn, you have a long commute to work!
5) this is cold weather to us.
6) how can you wear t-shirts in 15 degree weather?
7) who was that woman you were with?
I get asked stupid shit like that by my southern neighbors all the time!!