BG, I am curious if you speak with as thick of British accent as you write. Your posts always resonate with me and I assume you a man of high status and dashing good looks (nohomo).
I'm from northern England mate we sound completely different to the stereotypical British accent were typically portrayed as having by fags like Hugh grant and Jude law ect in films. They make us all sound like a bunch of posh plum speaking homosexuals when only a small part of the English talk like that.
The "Hugh Grant" accent is actually called "Received Pronunciation". It is taught by British speech teachers to young Britons to make sure they don't sound "Chav"
Edit: you have to use this to view the first video...
Here in the 'States...the go-to dialect is the post-WWII version of the "Transatlantic Accent"...this accent is what Yanks speak to make sure they don't sound "Southern", ghetto, or blue collar.
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