Oy, you people. Grape Ape alerted me that the dick sucker was back and already ruining the board. He's got targets too.
So:
1977, rural VA: Sister and I alone in house with babysitter, parents in Europe. Girl's boyfriend just out of jail comes to visit and beat the shit out of her. I'm 12. I took my single shot Remington .22 and with on shaking hand load a single round. Open door, put rifle in face. Boy, says I had better kill him. I say nothing. Girl agrees to talk. Talking happens, boy leaves.
Shots fired: 0
Number killed/wounded: 0
Lives saved: 1? 3?
1988, Lowell MA: wake up to the sound of a fight and notice that there is an unknown man beating the hell out of a woman in my foyer. Call 911, get pistol. Go down, tell man to stop. Sees gun, tells me to fuck off, leaves. Police arrive, don't care that I used gun to chase guy away.
Shots fired: 0
Number killed/wounded: 0
Lives saved: 1
1996, Boston MA: wake up to three Dindus taking the screen out of my window, grab pistol, confront. Dindus apologize, say they were "fixing" my window. I thank them. They leave.
Shots fired: 0
Number killed/wounded: 0
Lives saved: 0?
1997, Boston MA: Prudential garage, Exeter and Boylston. Late night going to car. Note that am being followed. Also note 2 other Dindus in vicinity. As they come closer, I stop and sweep my coat back, freeing ("brandishing") my concealed pistol. All 3 Dindus reverse course without a word. Get in car. Leave.
Shots fired: 0
Number killed/wounded: 0
Lives saved: 0
Now, I still need a fucking break from this place and Shizzo coming back doesn't help that.