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Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« on: August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM »
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2016, 01:28:08 PM »
Just let her lick your asshole. What's wrong with you!
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Dave D

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2016, 01:38:05 PM »
This post belongs on Facebook.


Not here.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2016, 01:53:02 PM »
Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile.   'Arsehole' is term a dude uses.  You got punked.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2016, 01:54:19 PM »
Nobody cares about your white trash escapades, bro.
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JasonH

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2016, 01:54:28 PM »
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2016, 02:03:22 PM »
Quote from: JasonH on August 21, 2016, 01:54:28 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.

just about to say the same....
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2016, 02:03:52 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.


Is her name "Shizzo", by chance?
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2016, 02:06:36 PM »
What kind of complete retard sits down and type this gimmick bullshit and thinks it is even remotely believable or funny?
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2016, 02:22:47 PM »
Most likely a trap from 4chan.
Enjoy your hypno-sissy sets.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2016, 04:05:25 PM »
Need to see pic of cock to give proper advice.


No homo
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2016, 04:12:36 PM »
made up and poorly as well.,,
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2016, 04:18:00 PM »
Quote from: JasonH on August 21, 2016, 01:54:28 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.


European.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2016, 04:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

You're trolling us or she's trolling you
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2016, 04:20:02 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on August 21, 2016, 04:18:00 PM
European.

Did you just white knight another man's penis?
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2016, 04:21:48 PM »
Quote from: JasonH on August 21, 2016, 01:54:28 PM
Did you not think it a bit strange how she described your cock size in millimeters?

Normally a woman says "every inch" but clearly not in your case.



Quote from: Be There on August 21, 2016, 02:03:22 PM
just about to say the same....

Beat me to it.
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Kwon

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2016, 04:22:55 PM »
Quote from: Waller on August 21, 2016, 04:20:02 PM
Did you just white knight another man's penis?

Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly,  no usage of "inches" in their dialogue.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2016, 04:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on August 21, 2016, 04:22:55 PM
Method is probably european and the bloke he was chatting with assumedly also european, thusly,  no usage of "inches" in their dialogueYes  :'(.

Faxed.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2016, 04:34:27 PM »
Your cock is measured in millimeters, lol.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2016, 04:35:17 PM »
No scat stuff allowed here in g & o
Post your fetish stuff on the new scat board (in the sex board)
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2016, 04:40:20 PM »
I can confirm it's definitely a female, I think the millimetre thing was in order to emphasize that no spot would be missed lol! I've said before my cock is about 6 and a half inches long, just seems like she is a bit of a freak sexually. Not letting her do that anyway no fucking chance.

It's not a troll I've seen her Instagram/twitter account since she had the same name on there as on tinder lol and she sent me stuff...
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2016, 04:44:14 PM »
what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2016, 04:45:29 PM »
as a hill billy you sent her a picture of your cockerel and baseballs, right?
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Method101

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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2016, 04:45:45 PM »
Quote from: spiro on August 21, 2016, 04:44:14 PM
what the hell is the matter with you let her do what she wants. Girls like that are a good freaken time. Just make sure you shower.
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.
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Re: Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2016, 04:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on August 21, 2016, 04:45:45 PM
No shit lol pun intended.

but seriously I'm not doing that it would be beta as fuck, neither would I lick her ass either, the thought of it is pretty shitty to be honest.

What's your problem? It's just shit.
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